Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...because you've grown into a bloated slob...
Bitch, I am a Blackberry!
Hi, Aunt Janet.
Why is there no Ketel Two?" Ha-ha-ha. That's good.
And trust me, being a father is a full-time job.
Because of the C-section scar? Doesn't bother me. Bothers me a little.
Ha, ha. Like I'm the first girl to get drunk and sleep with a loser.
Shut up, turkey-clone.
I'm sorry. I'll look, I'll find them.
Oh, that's right. My writers are.
Move over, fool.
...so I took that to mean you needed some face time.
...my stepdaughter's Asian entourage.
Roberta. Aah! Look at you.
Meet back here in five.
I get thirsty at night.
Talking about, "Have I seen a Blackberry?"
All grown up All Grown Up!
...is doing sitting over here all by herself?
Not a high, flat, Sinbad-Iooking ass like this guy.
Eh! It's just a Benjamin.
What's up, gorgeous? You didn't return my texts...
This is just like high school. Always acting like she's better than me.
Hey, Jon, Why is Claire peeing on bush so longest? OK, Jon 2, I'm on it. I'm back, Jon-- What the heck is going on here, Jon?
...who'll eat anything and is gonna die this month.
Our finest snacks we bring Pa rum...
Oh, my head is killing me.
- I'm in here. - Sorry.