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I've spent my whole life trying to beat David at something,
trigger man at 13.
- Oh, damn.
Terry found his super-objective.
- Oh, the thought of it makes me want to puke.
and get another medal from the governor.
- And that was before she won the Oscar?
curve the bullets, "Wanted"-style?
- You the man. - What is wrong with her?
He kept referring to his childhood
recklessly.
but we're going where I want.
You were defending my honor.
gushed over David saving your life.
and that time you played Annie.
- There's nobody else I trust. - What you're asking is insane.
- Yes, I have an assignment for you.
- Hey, where'd you go?
- What, too stuck up for your fans?
They're just a bunch of Giseles, the women and the men.
Then I read the MRI. He was totally misdiagnosed.
- Enough, Boyle. We're all adults.
- We need a plan to get past them.
- Oh, yeah? I'm also a better dancer than you.
as the life drains out of him?
- Oh, well, as long as you're "fone."
So, Maxwell, what was your childhood like?
- McCallister. - McCallister.
- This is water.
So David's on the mantel? - Always.
In addition to flexing my actual muscles.
It's my favorite way of things being.
So every time Mom and Dad look at it,
The point is, if your brother gets hurt
- Can you read this one? - Actually, yes.
fawning all over the golden boy.
- Look, I get it. You're jealous.
hidden in here somewhere.
when I'm actually fluent.
I don't follow pop culture.
I'm so excited. - To support you.
- You want to talk about work in the break room?
- So I checked up on David's case file.
- Then prepare for death. - You've lost your mind!