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Thanks for helping the retarded bully, granddad!
That prompted an immediate response from "No Probe,"
It means "lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender"...
♪ Stomp him in the nuts ♪ ♪Stomp him in the nuts ♪
Riley's not a normal child.
He got a bunch of special needs.
And that's why I would like to extend a sincere, heartfelt apology
I said "gay" to mean "gay."
Huey, what about you?
"Gay PSA" take 2. And... action!
You'll make gay tolerance cool,
You expecting somebody?
So, without further ado, here is Riley Freeman!
Why me? I ain't even gay.
- Oh, man! - Boy! Hold on!
"lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender"
Walter Sweetlove, national director of Yes-Homo,
help Yes-Homo reach a younger male demographic.
Cut!
Mmm.
We're going live right now to Woodcrest.
I'm moonlighting for PETA, for crying out loud!
he needs to not drink anything past 8:00 P.M. or he'll wet the bed,
I thought people had low expectations of me before.
- What?! No! - Huh?!
The third and most important demand was,
Uh...
You want to be my friend, Riley?
What are you doing here? Nobody called you.
"lettuce, gay, bacon, and tomato"
And in honor of that beautiful young boy