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Come on! Shoot me!
that we don't see each other anymore.
Our first stop today is a Jewish synagogue.
from that Nilla Wafer she had at lunch.
Dad, can I have $5 for lunch tomorrow?
Softball sign-up--
Of death!
Brian! Yep.
No, Evelyn, I trusted you,
* She's just a devil woman
What the hell do you think I'm doing?!
a significant following of annoying white people.
You are going to die someday, Stewie.
You're as bad as those predators on the Internet.
Tell me, are any of them blindly reassuring?
She was like a mom to me.
It's hard enough to sleep in here
It hurts.
Of course it hurts, Griffin.
Hey, nice to meet you.
* She's gonna get you from behind. *
Like the Black Eyed Peas.
there's nothing! We just rot in the ground!
Well, you're not alone.
This was supposed to be 23 minutes of silence
who drowned in the vats this year.
Carpool info--
I'm Evelyn, a friend of your mother's.
Why do you think you're asking all these questions?
maybe just go without eyebrows.
Numbers from one to one hundred climb to the top of an apple tree in this rhyming chant.
did you eat this entire roll of raw cookie dough?
* Laugh and cry
Now, the Catholics believe that as long as you accept Jesus
with a sinister clown staring down at us.
19 x 283 = 5377
It's not that complicated, Stewie.
Stupid boring meeting. I don't even want to be here.
but don't you think it would be easier
Really? Anyone?
The world is full of people who can't accept death.
and I don't think it's your medicine at all.
Where do you think we go?
I definitely don't want to die today.
That's what we're here for.