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Hi. So, is this your break time?
-Damn it, Lois. I can't take this! -(ringing stops)
-There is a knock at the... -(laughs)
Careful of the wet floor. You're pregnant.
So, Dad, are you excited for your first day
for the three grand we need.
(whispers): Are you here?
You heard me.
I thought so, too, Peter.
and an overly sexualized work environment.
Uh, I don't know what you're talking about, Peter.
Wow, we did it.
You like that, right on the mug?
Yeah, I don't want to call this a movie.
Thank you, Peter.
Brian, you're just showing your ignorance.
(siren wailing)
¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶
(cheering)
I'm not sure what you have done.
¶ And red is good and yellow is good ¶
Our Kickstarter...
the books of John Grisham.
Okay, welcome to the first official table read
-(phone rings) -Good morning.
It's... Aah!
All right, boys, get me up to speed.
Well, I'm not very good at math. Y-You lost me.
Well, I just got off the phone with the electronics store.
-all the time? -Oh, yeah,
trying to watch porn on sites
And who will we get to direct?
¶ And clip whatever you want. ¶
(straining)
to afford satellite radio.
You should meet my frumpy daughter.
Uh, n-no. No, thank you.
in my own kitchen?
MIDWESTERN MOM: Oh, that's too high, Alex.
I’m so excited for the future and the new 111122223333344445590
(quietly): Here we go.