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We were covering for you, jackass.
Once again, bickering in public
For ambition was the force that built the Roman Empire
Oh, it's some dumb career development thing
You always get so worked up whenever you watch the mortals.
I can no longer be your emperor.
- Yeah! - (cheering)
the young couple began their rise to power...
CURATOR: And, so, in choosing greed over loyalty,
Don't blame me. Blame your mother.
What could be more liberating than marriage?
For once in your life,
Hurry, and you can still escape.
you give slave owners a bad name.
I now realize...
(sighs) You guys think we'll ever be free again?
It lets those pesky Christians know they aren't going to win
I can't believe the emperor didn't even come to my party.
‐(huffs) ‐(huffs)
I swore a sacred oath to free them.
Can't be too careful these days.
Does anyone think it was weird that Dad killed me?
Oh, my little vestal non‐virgin,
(sing‐songy): Swish and slash and spin and kick
He's never gonna free us.
CURATOR: Bartigula was fast,
Why is the store closed?
The die was cast.
but he knew how to be an ox.
What? You did it! it's not my fault!