Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello. Erm, I like football,
AAAAGH! AAAGH! Get it out! Can you get it out?!
(MOCKING) War-saw? War-saw? War-saw in Poo-land. (LAUGHS)
I mean 30 men? 20? Ten? Five?
On a light bulb, and it fills the air with, erm... It's fantastic.
Oh!
If it exists, what's the capital?
OK.
(HYSTERICAL) My reserve 'chute! Ungh! My reserve 'chute!
And, erm, you know, in a chair as well,
Sure?
Yep.
Take a lot. Remember, it's jolly nice, what you are.
I mean, to be honest, I've got a fanny as big as a bucket.
£3 for foil ones, £2 for coloured, string is free.
Oh, no, no, no! Gosh, no. Have loads, help yourself.
Well, you might like it!
Adam, what have I told you?
erm, science fiction, erm, beer,
Right. Maybe I'll get used to it.
OTHER PHONES RINGING
Let's go, team! Follow me, please! >
Right. Erm, how many, roughly?
I want her to come... I want her...