Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have the receipt, you can change it.
Uu Jhh
Alice! Alice! >
Right. How many sexual partners have you had?
< (BURPS)
so I want somebody staggeringly good-looking, but a bit dull,
Bang! 1,000, 2,000, 3,000.
With a pig farmer.
Well,... Po-land, Poo-land, Porkie-Pie-land, what... You know.
Bomber Harris.
Why didn't you get me a proper one?
So, he's a gold mine, yeah. (BURPS) Oh, excuse me.
Oh, God! Oh, my God, I'm gonna die! Oh, I've shat myself! Ah!
Our specials are the Sir John Falstaff bangers with mash
up against the wall, erm, quite scratchy and passionate.
Not again.
It's a really nice present, really nice.
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and as fun to be with as... my mum.