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ALICE!
I can hold a piece of string!
Oh. Po... Po-land, Po-land. Gosh. Did you do this?
Yeah.
Oh, and I've done some animals.
It's the whole face. I want little eyes and thinner, higher up ears.
You're not actually at risk if you haven't had sex at all.
I don't care. I want to look like a pig forever.
What's an at-las?
Oh, darling,...
Gimme it back, you thieving whore, or I'll break your hands!
Yeah, if you blink, I can't get it out, so...
It'll jeopardise our friendship. Don't open it! Gimme it back!
I've had two-night stands, and three-night stands.
Alice! >
Ra-ra, ra-ra-ra, we've gone past the abattoir!
Oh, the sea is just so relaxin', isn't it?