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So, what is it about this, erm,... face that you like?
Ooh, smacker! (INDISTINCT)
It's her first display flight, she won't want to go out of my sight
What if your parachute doesn't open?
Can I have a purple... No, red! Red!
Her marriage might suffer.
OK.
(I hate golf.)
Well, I've never heard of Pooland.
Obviously, you know, I should've done,
If you blink, I can't get it in.
Try a bit looser, maybe.
RINGING CONTINUES
Listen, come back in two years, all right?
No, no. That's fine.
Ah-ah-lice! >
(SCREAMS) But I have my reserve 'chute.
And you're safe. Everybody...
Right, if you blink, I can't get it out.
Do you know how to put a jim hat on?
And as enjoyable as...
Right. Everybody clear?
And, er... What? What? Why shouldn't I say that?
I've done under-21s, all the in-betweens.