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...and we wanted to ask you fellas some questions.
They don't get you in the first two minutes, you're golden.
Are you trying to flirt with me?
You work for Guillermo. There's a chain of command.
I want some.
You said no.
- Generic cheaper. - Mexican generic, hyaluronic acid.
Wait on that.
He -- They're working up an estimate.
Why are you looking at me funny?
We're mostly servicemen or cops. Or used to be, at least.
No generic.
...they made off other people's work, right?
Yeah. All right, let's do that.
"We are here to inaugurate this mobile medical unit.
Please give me a piece of the next weed shipment.
Wow, you sound really angry.
Are you gonna give me half?
But enough about you. Let's talk about me.
We're vastly undermanned.
He swore he'd destroy those.
Okay, okay, let's settle down.
Because you ain't said nothing.
We report. We observe. We report.
Always leaving shit slicks everywhere.
Walk with me here, okay?
- Restylane. - No Xanax?
It's just that there's a group of people I like more: my fellow countrymen.
That's how much I care.
I lost 10 pounds.
- Xanax? - Yes.