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When I was driving the van, I was just trying
You sound like my high school girlfriend.
You know what, it's cold and it stinks in here,
Any news?Not yet.
she got me hooked on The Bachelorette.
And now these people are my life.
Some time ago,
It's in my calendar.
and celebrate their life.
Ugh.
Sorry.
one day invites me to a casino.
And this year... she's black!
She's still in the ICU.
Don't believe me, huh?
Things weren't going that great.
"All he does is call people phonies.
How is she?
Good for you.
Call 911.
"And connecting with people
♪ It's time to face the fact
I was thinking maybe we could start a tradition.
Bert, not now.
I started having terrible heartburn.
♪ To be positive
Ah, sure. For you that's probably true.
Kahlua and Ensure.