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Call 911.
Some time ago,
I was thinking maybe we could start a tradition.
You sound like my high school girlfriend.
"All he does is call people phonies.
Bert, not now.
How is she?
Sorry.
Don't believe me, huh?
and celebrate their life.
one day invites me to a casino.
♪ To be positive
When I was driving the van, I was just trying
And this year... she's black!
Ah, sure. For you that's probably true.
She's still in the ICU.
Things weren't going that great.
she got me hooked on The Bachelorette.
Any news?Not yet.
Ugh.
Kahlua and Ensure.
"And connecting with people
It's in my calendar.
♪ It's time to face the fact
And now these people are my life.
I started having terrible heartburn.
You know what, it's cold and it stinks in here,
Good for you.