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Jobs for suckas
it is Iike a gun,
They're hirin' down at BM Motors, Come down there with me,
Word.
Man, he stinks,
Nigger, that's gonna run you about $1 3,
I said do we have a problem?
No, I got hit by a car,
When the scammers yo Dm talkin bout “how you been?”
? I'll put a string of pearls right in your hand
Got that CISCO Man
(? Live Wires Connect by UGK, Keith Murray, Lord Jamar)
Happy Birthday Homeboy!
With the tip of your finger, touch the tip of your nose.
Do my eyes not deceive me or am I Iookin' at the goddess Isis herself?
I
There was this one dude who rubbed up against my butt one time, but I didn't Iike it,
you dont buy in temu temu´s shopper
And you see the suds roll down the crack of his ass and you just,,,
You know you fucked up, right? Yeah, you fucked up,
yes well first we'll go into carla spa to get a massage then we'll attatch fake eyebrows then we'll fill in makeup with objects as containers then we'll streatchfield. then i'll be hungover.
(? Time to Shine by Lil' Kim)
La maria
Hell, no, fool, That's a ten-dollar food stamp, Better bring back my change,
This ain't your baby, this ain't your baby
Sex - hell, yeah, nigga,
Her right, Her right, Her right, Her right,
So hold up, Let me get this straight, What you're tryin' to say is
? MC's submit to the will as I kill your juvenile freestyle
Oh, my God, The mother of Mecca is right here before me
who's filling in for wayne? snow.
Alice Through The Looking Glass - SYFY Outro
Anybody ever try and take your manhood?
? Of lyricism I'm on a Doug E Fresh mission
Heard y'all n****** hiring
Pizza?
Every June 2nd
Dr Umar
- You gonna be doin' some drinkin'? - Just a Iittle,
That's my nigga,
I was foolin’ ya’ll Those was jokes
Blaze You got the juice now
Happy birthday homeboy For me ? Yea
We need to destroy ourselves!
Lemme tell you young punks sum’thing
Get out! And take your shit with you,
Did you brush your teeth? Let me see,
Bye-bye,
I got seven kids, I think I know what I'm talkin' about,
Let's Make a Deal
Look at the sex on the dance floor
? Start to scream out loud, Wu-Tang's back for more
Hurry up! Come on!
Make a right, right there,
Hey, sweetheart,
Oh, my God, The mother of Mecca is right here before me,
? And your city, sir, it gets no prettier Just more gritty per capita
- 1 1, - No cheatin',
HAPPY BORN DAY, DAY ONE
(door chime)
Hey, could you Iine me up in the back?
Give me me money
Know where the real power is ? IN THE BULLETS!
At Bm2 house lol
Good Morning suckas … I mean brothas
Apparently, her mom must have forgot her purse or somethin',
Nope
All right, nigga, help meout. Comeon.
Oh, there you are,
Ash Tray. You little bitch ass motherfucka
My milk of magnesia,
? Nowhere to go except next show, bro
hey i saw that don't slap him! oh so sorry darling (hug lands) slapping is a big no no!
Man, I got these piggies man!
Damn, girl, you need to slow down with that,
? Booty makers, put our hand in the air Booty makers, put our hand in the air
- It's because of that, I can't be with you, - (beeping)
I told you he was dead,
What you doin' stoppin' in here?
Oh, my God, The mother of Mecca is right here before me!
Lol
Ashley
Ain't no future for you, And don't think about gettin' no job, Tray,
Yeah,
Happy birthday sis
yes bermystisnirziel winebottelsmxnxxi ukkerette? what do you want? i want to rinstikcicle the renteretteays in bukbury.
- What's up, baby? - I need to tell you somethin',
Happy Father's Day You Tell Your Pretty-ass Mutherfuckin Daddy I said hello
- Don't you hate that? - (woman) Let's go,
Don't try anything, all right?
Y o, Malik, kid, How's it feel? Your first day at college?
Harrowed Halls Welcome Home
- Keisha, - Keisha,
it used to be frances provost pulling out gillian southam's nails and bashing gabi t would be will kirkwood taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
One for my homies
Mon gars
? Yes, the hour's four, I told you before
Funny
? I'm fallin ' like Dom P I once popped the cork
(man) There are no cocaine fields,
Can you tap that white girl for me?
And that's what God expects from His sheep!
Hi Keisha
Break yourself, nigga,
. .
Bronsexuals be like... I'll suck 'yo dick, man
- Why you trippin'? - I don't wanna see you no more!
EW!
I was just foolin ya'll Those were jokes
Andthat'swhatlwant.
See, my poetry helps me escape the harsh realities of Iivin' in the 'hood,
Because they are....
Oh no Nigga
Oh no nigga You ain't going nowhere
- For me? - Yeah, Make a wish,
Booty shaker
Happy Birthday, Homeboy
Oh this is my song!!
AII good, Know what I'm sayin'? I was about to eat breakfast, Hungry?
Sorry,
Yo just thought I'd be funny
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOMIE
? Malcolm X beat threat CD massacre, murder to cassette
nah, I'm in punishment Liz says ican't leave the porch
When you see your homeboy smoking that Skulla Green
Enchanted Kingdom Fog Of Rivershire
Headphones, 90 dolla , come on gimme me money, give me money right now
Happy Birthday John
- It will bug you out! Try it! - I'm gonna try that,
Got you! Come here, you punk!
Ashtray, you Iittle bitch-ass motherfucker,
? Steadily, calm and deadly
Grandma, you better stay off my end or I'II smoke your ass,
Two on your feet and one in your ass, sucker,
This is truly me
Very interesting, I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed,
Tomeise 29th Birthday 90s Party
? It was a Shaolin blow put on by my family brought to the academy
How?
I'm Cumin'!
who's filling in for andria callendine? heidi patching.
I do it everyday I mean everytime
I gotcha back bro
Happy birthday homeboy For Me
Cute Iittle kid,
#MeToo Hold him down, baby, let momma have him.
- You know? - Yeah, well, Iet me go find him,
? Outside in the rain
WHEN YOU THINK SOMEBODY CALLED YOU A NIGGA
“What’s that...” Fuck ‘em
- She sure could suck a dick, though, - What?
Amen Eff ‘em
I'm gonna tell you what it's really like livin' in the 'hood.
Dig this, y’all… Teach Jon how to be a man. How to be a man….
I hate your black pants!
Bug-uh, fool, that’s the baby’s lunch!
? Prepare for mic fights And plus a Cold War
Oh, word, Candy bars,
Happy birthday homeboy
? Yes, the shit is raw, comin' at your door
I've been in jail a Iong time, T,
? And as far as the coroners know the autopsy show