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- Oh, man, - Look at you, nigga, It's gonna be on,
Nuh-uh, fool, that’s the baby’s lunch!
No, you see, I'm just tryin' to do to white girls
Oh, go fuck yourself, nigga,
What the fuck is he talking about?
- What's up, young blood? - What's up?
Me
He's the most dangerous OG on the set,
- So will I see you again? - Sorry, baby,
That old mark-ass nigga ran out on us Iike a Iittle biznitch,
? Treat you like you're nothing
I'm hit!
When ya kids act up in public
Oh, you and your seven kids,
Hey! Look, nigga,
Break yourself! Give me your goddamn Resume! Come on! RYANLEEEICHELDINGER @TECH-CENTER.COM
we loved up all the time in those dagger spears you've been shoving at me i filed that under "ministerials" now i've got her all messed up now i've got her all messed up we sunk in evil waters with your version of a heart attack now i've got her all messed up now i've got her all messed up
$140? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that!
For hælved Boss jeg lover aaaaaaalllllldrig at snyde igen!!
Jif!
Meth in '93 "My peoples are you with me where you at? In the front, in the back killa-bees on attack" Ya see my black people the bees are our allies if we choose to stand together
When you rent the can am And they break it
Don't you go nowhere, You're in good hands now, girl,
can't believe i deserted my evil boss! i know but i didn't want him controlling my mind so, but at least i know now.
Stef was like
- Drive, - Let's go,
- Oh, by the way, my name is Ashtray, - My name is Dashiki,
Remind to pick up my laundry from that chink motherfucker up the street....
As for Dashiki and I, we got married.
! yes she can stuff it up her brexitity ass she's such a banana brexit breakfast! breakxit breakxit! have a break have a brexit kit kat! fighting the NDIS and brexit so tough love is called for! i'm a break get me out of the skit! harry brexit and the brexit of fire! after all julia gillard is brexit!
? Oh, baby, I wanna do
What's yo name? Montessa
Love me and Ieave me,
Now walk slowly toward the car.
Do my homework, since you wanna be a such a smart-ass,
Too Late
Nuh-uh, fool, That's the baby's Iunch,
Make yourself at home,
Nuh-uh fool that’s the babies lunch
That's enough of that love. I don't play that sentimental shit.
If you bring them hoes in here...
Ooh, boy!
Let's go, before I Loc up on these people,
You know what? You ain't nothin' but a Iittle boy,
Ay man, get to the damn fuckin part!
? But knowin' home is a place you're not goin' for a long while
Get the map, Get the map,
Teach my son how to be a man, Tray, How to be a man,
Oh, Iook at that, Time for me to take out the poor, white trash,
Nah, I'm on punishment The market says I can't leave the porch
Break yourself! Give me your goddamn Resume! Come on! SEND TO: RYANLEEEICHELDINGER@TECH-CENTER.COM
You ever been fuckin' a bitch, right, The bitch got three or four kids,
Coronavirus on April 1st 2020
Man, it's only been 1,825 days, six hours and 1 3 minutes, She could have waited,
Look here, Just charge us for the chips and the ice cream, AII right?
-What should we do? -Run like a bitch foo!
Yeah, well, it takes a really special kind of man to be with me,
Never forget, man,
Yo, Legs! Legs!
Hey! Hey!
? You heard other raps before but kept waitin' for the sun of song
………..Not Hezbollah Right Now…….
I hate my gums, 'cause they black!
Yeah, there's hope,
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Damn,
Ye
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Remind to pick up my laundry from that chink motherfucker up the street....
Gimme Money
Drilla
What? My money ain’t no good?! Nigga please
you gotta get up and try try try you gotta get up and try try try but just because it burns dosen't mean it's gonna die i won't miss all of the fighting that we always did where did you come from that you've always been you will pay for your sins...
LETS SMOKE ---->
Oh, you cold, You cold,
I grabbed my things and got out of there.
You Iivin' it, man,
? Me and RZA ridin', name printed in the tablet
mystic clue will we be split up into teams if we do an escape room while i've got disteria? possibly and there's a 67% chance you will be if doing the vault.
That part
? The east to the west
? Yes, the shit is raw, comin' at your door
- What's up, homie? Ready to do this? - Yeah, man, I'm ready,
AII right, so what you wanna do, my man, is go to the corner,
- ? No homeboy, you goin' dead - ? Well put him to rest
Me?
Writin' a poem,
THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT
Oh, hell, no, You know I ain't got no self-esteem,
Pickles, ten dollars, Come on, give me money, Give me money, right now,
Hey, that's good, girl,
Oh so you didn’t want to order from Sham’s Berries?
My bacon's smellin' fine,
Dick continues to pound her swollen opening until he climaxes,
Toothpick, you're trippin', man, Nigger, that's old news,
? I damage any MC who step in my direction
@STRAIGHTFOOLERYPODCAST
Life in a nut shell
You see somethin' else up in that motherfucker,
You are so nasty
What up nigga?
I moved back into my father's house after livin' with my mom for most of my life.
How many bars of soap? Deal my cards, nigga, Just hurry up!
Yes, I do, But not with you,
(? All The Things (Your Man Won't Do) by JOE)
Read it, Man, read this, Come on, Let's go,
Except for my arthritis in my trigger finger,
Why?
Hey, stupid, you realize you just kissed every nigga at this party?
- I miss makin' Iove to her, - Me too,
You think You tough
Give me the man,
? He's got to get out the game Yeah, get out the game
So, you know, we got to kissin', lickin', slobbin'.
? I know you want to diss me, but I can read your mind
I just spent six months at County,
Two thousand zero zero party oops outta time
WRONG HOLE FOOL!
? Up north to the down south Live wires connect
Tired heifer,
On sale, Come on!
Hurry and BUY @ MoNeeQ Boutique
Man, I got these sausage pinwheels, man,
Give up hope, Look at me, Dreams are for suckers,
? So if you swingin ' on things Or down to gangbang
You break, you buy! Headphone, 150 DOLLARS!
who's filling in for gillian southam? jason mamonha.
Problem was, he was only a couple of years older than me.
Then he sees the warden comin', so he hides you,
. .
Break yoself Give me yo goddamn number
Pass that Shit !
- Yo, Loc, Come here, - Hey, what's up? What's up, nigga?
My bad,
Cool, cool, cool
- What's up, Iittle homie? - What's up?
niggas tryn' to hide the good shit!
I said don’t ask no questions!
Huh-uh fool, That’s BRANDONS Lunch!!!
Ashtray you little bitch-ass motherfucka
AINT THAT THE TRUTH!
What’s up with them hoes tonight?
Nico’s Dad in Transfer Portal Negotiations:
A love like this
? Go and find me or hidin', with wine and Bacardi