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? My repertoire is USSR
Happy Birthday HOMIE
Loc Dog went into show business.
- Thanks, You always know what to say, - Thought you knew, boy,
Man, I'II suck your dick, man,
tonight i'll be eating 78 sautèèd vegtable wraps 7 kale shakes and a beef vindaloo from pastacup in floreat tonight i'll be eating 78 maki rolls and a ham pizza from sushi sushi in bibra lake
? I prolong Extravaganza, time sits still
Give me my money back,
Like a rose's fragrance or a child's birth,
WHAT!!! They better give me some sucky sucky for $1200/night lol
Clayton making a Few extra dollars
...
? Trueness, yeah, they get no props
Hurry up and buy!
This nigga
- My Iittle pigmy brother, - AII right, African brother,
- ? What you do? - ? Eat her out
Dashiki, fool,
Yeah, see, the next man who Ioves me and Ieaves me so quick,
? Before I do autopsies on these MCs
I hate black keys on a piano!
How come you never came to see me, man?
WHEN SHIBE GETS CAUGHT BY NEBULOUS HEADSTAFF
AII right, motherfucker, Iet's get it on!
? Butt naked, get busy
Standing up and your bowl hits the floor and shatters
Give me a dollar and I'II Ieave you alone,
- I can't, - Why not?
- Thanks, - You're number 1,01 2,
Then there came another girl, who wanted to be friends Vendetta cannot stand her. So she plots her end
What did I tell you about disrespectin' my Nubian princesses?
All right, getin there.
Well, anyway, you just be careful,
Well take yo ass east and let them fuck yo stomach up
'Cause the black man ain't got no place in the workforce,
Apple Baby Cowgirl Dragon Elephant Farmer Grandma Hippo Insect Jester Kangaroo Llama Mermaid Ninja Orange Pirate Queen bee Robot Starfish T-Rex Umpire Vampire Wizard Yo-Yo Zombie
? He's got to get out the game, get out the game
Ashtray, wake up,
I WAS FOOLIN Y'ALL
Until then, I ain't never done foreplay before.
But I can't teach you how to be a man,
(breaks wind)
Wrong Hole, Foo!
M
Come on, Iet's hold the porch down!
- So what? You knockin' boots yet? - Yeah,
Now, I realize that every now and again
Toke, toke, nigga, Toke it! Toke it!
Momma!
I don't want you to think I'm a freak or nothin' Iike that,
Do you know how many crumb cakes I can get for that? How many chocolate milks?
Ready Ready
Dashiki That's swahili for doggy style
Let me tell you about OId School,
yes beryl snokal where have you been snorkeling? atlantis.
You see, it's terms Iike the word nigga that the white man uses
When the CDC changes it's mind on wearing masks
I was fooling wit y’all man
How come you talk all that noise about white men and then go date white women?
Knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone,
I hate my gums, 'cause they black!
what would happen if i was a circle cut? well i'd templar your template out of submission.
So I start to get into my mac daddy Denzel mode, you know, Yeah,
Are you thirsty?
- What did you say to me? - I'II suck your dick, man,
I ain't afraid to fuck somebody in his ass!!! WHOA!!
I want you to finish school 'cause without an education,
? Hush, I'm comin' through with the bum rush
You think U.N Owen might have placed the ring? Well maybe Wargrave but i'm not ready to rule anything out yet.
we aint do nothin
? This rhyme you digest through the RZA console
You think about it, OK?
you know that wrong thing you do when you have the wrong answer on a game show and the buzzer goes: " errrrrah! wrong try again."
What's up? Heard you got my boy Toothpick's girlfriend pregnant?
Hold him down suga Let moma get him
Why you sweatin me???
Perra
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
with Iittle, itty-bitty
My milk of magnesia, after the devil made you He broke the mold baby, lawd haf merthy!
What's up? We got a problem, Toothpick?
I ain't got to do nothin', My momma take care of me,
Break ya self fool!
? And if she cries on the very next day, what you do?
- The jury awards you $6,2 million, - Damn,
Magus The ram
Them was jokes I was foolin y’all
what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years,
- Preach, What up, nigga? - Y'all need to stop usin' the word "nigga",
That nigga Marcos love bbc i saw the tape
- Hey, mister, - What's up, Iittle man?
? All of the things your man won't do
Anyway, I think I'm in Iove,
Fuck kirkman
ey, stupid, you realize you just kissed every nigga at the party?
What?
swine my brotha?
Hey!
Give me back my money
Fixed my hair, made sure it was slick and greasy,
(clapping and stamping rhythmically)
We got arrested for Being black on a Friday night
Whyyyyyyy?!?!?
Salary desired,
Height - six deuce, baby,
Yeah, yeah, Forties and 9s, That's my favorite store,
Oh, nigga, that's Dashiki,
Oh, my old stinky ass is fine,
Wrong hole, fool,
OK, Thank you,
? Yeah, I got the hits that the busters can't get with
? Cash it in, and get ten dollars back
HAppy Birthday KT!!
You know, Malik is the first one in the 'hood to go to college,
This ain’t no free ride
I’ll give you a call about five o’clock, alright?
Them: I can just have ai do my artwork. Me:
AII right, motherfucker, Iet's get it on!
Ah, that'sdeep.
Y’all to quiet Sup cuz
Either they don't know,
? With more games than beggars on trains livid sharp pains
If you steal from a man, you can replace what you steal
Yo! How are you doin', man? How's it goin'?
Are those Girbauds? Shit, I'm gonna be sportin' them, man,
More kids than Ms. Wayans
Making me measure and shit
- I get the point, That was,,, - You Iiked it?
and tryin' to survive on welfare checks?
Oh, no, nigga, you ain't goin' nowhere,
Damn, girl yo so tight Wrong hole fool
Man, Right there,
Now give me a kiss and be a good boy,
1 2
? Start to scream out loud, Wu-Tang's back for more
Talk dirty to me I'm cummin!
Nigga I dont know you
Stay away from that, Everybody in the 'hood's been up in her,
- ? What you do? - ? Bust her out, bust her out
HBD Lil D'
Oh! My money ain’t good here!
happy bithday tottsie ... happy bithday home boy
ain't that the truth!
You been paralyzed for the Iast five years,