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I figured I Get a job at target work real hard, work my way up to manager learn the systems a little bit And buy all the neca figures and sell them at high prices
- I'm gonna get some, right? - Don't even play me Iike that,
You're so tight,
All right,then. All right, playa. Stayup.
- Let me ask you a question, - What's up?
I’m pregnant
Yeah, my,,, Hey! My turn, Here we go,
Come back here with my truck! Give me that truck back!
Hurry up And drive!!!
Hey, what's up, niggas?
- Is you OK, snowflake? - Oh, yes, my big chocolate warrior,
Beautiful White Queen
Father's name - I don't know,
Get to the damn fuckin' part
? What? My style's ridiculous Who's gettin' with that spectaculous
Y o!, I'm fixed to tell you how it is in the 'hood,
and over here we have contestant number 1... glorry! glorry!
you see the suds roll down crack of that ass
- Me and Dashiki's gonna tie that knot, - Tie a knot in that bitch's tubes,
It's just that, when I drink, sometimes I get a Iittle crazy,
YO PASS THAT SHIT!
? Devise schemes by all means Like a sunrise when it beams
Happy Birthday Kevin
who's filling in for glynn white? tobias hollemanns.
Quit Iickin' Iike that or I'II put you outside to make me some money,
When she acts innocent
Just don't shoot,
? And some you never knew would get you hot
Work at the bank, get comfortable Then imma rob that muthafukker blind°_°
? Golden Arms is bronze, buddah palm hit Qu'ran
You grown But your mom or grand mom got life insurance on you
WTF!!
I hate playing blot Because half the cards are black
Yeah,
Have you seen Terry sunbathing
Gimme Money, Gimme Money
IF YOU SELL YOUR LOANS THEN WHY DONT I JUST GO TO CHASE
I usually don't even go home with guys when I first meet them,
Three,
? Up north to the down south Live wires connect
Happy Birthday Homie Happy Birthday Homie
What the fuck is he worried about?
The social worker's comin' and I'm still claimin' your ass,
Listen, sister, Iisten! You are a strong African-American woman,
- Look at you, You got big, man, - You know what I'm sayin',
But you can't take the hood niggas out Dashiki
Gang?
Well, you know,
Oh no Nigga
And I wanna Ieave the 'hood with you,
Black that like white girls The white girl
He fuckin' with the wrong motherfucker,
LAURA GUARDA UN PO BALLIAMO INSIEME
? Of the Wu and learned how to fuck up yo' anatomy
Yeah!
What up cuz?!
Work at the bakery, get comfortable Then imma rob them muthafuckers blind
I went to see Jason's Lyric this weekend,
Oh my money ain’t good?
Happy Birthday Homie Fight the power... or nap its all the same really :)
- Amen! - Don't ask no questions,
(Tray) Crazy Legs used to be the best dancer in the 'hood.
it used to be holly pavlo redirecting lonny di roijuter's attention to other things than yanking curvy leg hairs out constantly but she quit so it would be tim pavlo taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Ashtray! You little bitch ass mothafucka!!
Hey, where the seatbelts at?
Here at the Greater Ebenezer New Revival Tree Of Life
look at all myse aneus BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Hully up and farrow!
- Y'all wanna see a dead body? - Yeah,
- You always this shy, Keisha? - Mm-hm,
Yes he does But not you
After the devil made you, he broke the mold,
- How much for this candy bar? - Five dollars,
to take away the self-esteem of another race,
- What's up, Crazy? - What's up, y'all? I'II be right there,
Damn! Hey, Tray, if you can't get nothin' here, you're gonna die a virgin,
? Cripple any drama that reside in the mind
You don't know me, That's right,
Nigger, get it around on that side,
Take me to jail!
- Talk dirty to me, - I'm comin'!
Oh no nigga you ain't going no where
Drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill shit
JERIKA
- Takin' all my money, - Come on, Iet's be up outta here, I won,
one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish,
Say, that's a nice walker, Iady, Cough it up! Turn around! Snap!
Azzy Dirt
Oh no nigga... You ain't going nowhere!!!
Ain't that the truth
Melia, melia, melia
Some children grow up to be butchers, bakers or candlestick makers. Some would grow up to be good at making Jell-O salad.
? Is it love you wanna find
Dashiki
- Boy, am I happy to see you, man, - AIways remember, my brother,
Payments Compliance
No, You know, men always seem to be really intimidated by me,
? Or waitin' on the train It's still the same thing
Not
Yeah, you get crazy, Come on,
Aye… tha VA take care of me
Hold him down, baby, Let Momma have him,
? I'm Staten Island's best son fuck what you heard
When you don't pass your test
(man) J-Nug, are you all right? Answer me, man! You all right? J-Nug!
- Why don't you come with us? - What?
Well, Take Yo Ass Over There And Let Him Fuck Yo Head Up!
it used to be donnatella versace elbowing samara jassat because she had black skin she wanted white but she quit so it would be donnatella coyle taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Drive, motherfucker! Drive!
? So everybody just get on down
We didn’t even do nothing
What’s up?
- Throw away the key! - Throw away the key!
Burgess Mountain City, NV
Are Yall Ready For The BBQ? Naughty Nytes nyc & The Sex Vault Kink Meets Swing Memorial day weekend
Hey, you wanna read me one?
Bug-uh niggah, that’s the baby’s lunch!
Why didn't y'all invite me to the party?
- What up? - Hey, what's up? How you doin'?
Man, I need to get out of this place,
No!
It ain't all about the size of the boat, It's the motion in the ocean,
? Or waitin' on the train It's still the same thing
When someone done drank up all the coolaid and left the pitcher in there empty.
Hey, stupid, you realize you just kissed every nigga at the party?
? U can't touch this
Oh, my God, The mother of Mecca is right here before me!
Hold him down babe let mama have him
Happy
. .
Then get on the freeway, punch it to 85,
Features don't lie Semen don't lie
Break yo self foo An gimmie dat number
THIS BROCOLI... IS SOME GOOD SHYT!
This how it’s gonna be after quarantine
Dick thrusts his Iarge member into her waiting vagina,
? So if you swingin' on things Or down to gangbang
walking into unemployment office like
Hurry up and buy $HUB
Now, I've done all I can,
Damn, girl,
Now I'm gonna wear you out, you Iittle punk,
That'll be 10.38...wash them filthy hands
- AII right, motherfucker, Iet's get it on! - (screams)
When Floridians try to evacuate Irma at the last minute, Irma be like
I can understand how a pretty girl Iike yourself might make a man a Iittle sick,
- Some Iove me Iong time or somethin', - You don't Iike? You don't buy,