Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Also I love you

(CHUCKLING) Sweet, chocolate turtles.

Did you even try?

Mankydo I want you to take up your useless comments and roll em up reall tight

Where is the stream?

We’ll Bill You

Well, because of a machine.

When does the website go up? As fast as possible.

That's very impressive.

knows where it is going. This is the lake!

KELLY: I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want.

I don't understand what the big deal is.

I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.

In fact, many cultures revere old people

That would be great.

threatened us with a lawsuit, so we had to back off.

I can't... I can't talk about this right now, okay?

Hi, everyone. Michael, can I talk to you for a second?

Where is the internet!!

Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us?

is a new business-to-business website interface

i love you guys so much

at these businesses unannounced and we are going to win them back.

How was your day?

Oh, is Ryan coming back today?

I'm 30. Well, on November I'll be 30.

And the last guy says, "No, hairy body."

What about cash? With cash you can buy whatever you want,

my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches.

Listen, I don't want to take any more of your time.

So, let me... Yeah.

I happen to think that the old ways of doing business are better.

And guess what, buddy? I am keeping it.

and remember that we provide a personal touch.

What? Yes. I am right.

Ryan wants everything in our company to be about emails and IMs,

How's she doing?

I drove my car into a (BLEEP) lake.

MICHAEL: My clothes are so wet.

Since before your barbecue.

You're over 40. That's the cut-off.

Jim Halpert's off the market.

For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work in any capacity.

Good. That is what's most important.

but this is much more fun.

Boy, is he a jerk. I don't even know if I want it.

Well, we're 0 for 6.

That guy was so...

I'm not saying I had a meteoric rise...but I did.

Jim, how awesome is Ryan now?

Let's get serious here.

in the interest of revealing secrets...

Because they're lame.

(PHONE RINGING)

last time I checked, Dunder Mifflin already has a website.

No, she's wonderful at accounting.

Okay... Little old man-boy.

PHYLLIS: Michael? Yes.

What was his name?

I did it because I trusted Ryan's precious technology.

It is not acceptable to give or receive a gift to an HCP It is permissible to send a handwritten note or card.

It's clear and subtle at the same time.

Where are the host trees?

What I think you should do is roll up the error real tight...

You weren't here for that.

Where are the dingers??? Where are they???

I got you one. Oh, wow. Thank you.