Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(PHONE RINGING)

Where are the dingers??? Where are they???

KELLY: I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want.

I drove my car into a (BLEEP) lake.

You weren't here for that.

Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us?

Where is the stream?

Oh, is Ryan coming back today?

I'm not saying I had a meteoric rise...but I did.

Jim Halpert's off the market.

Where is the internet!!

but this is much more fun.

knows where it is going. This is the lake!

In fact, many cultures revere old people

last time I checked, Dunder Mifflin already has a website.

I'm 30. Well, on November I'll be 30.

Okay... Little old man-boy.

Jim, how awesome is Ryan now?

And the last guy says, "No, hairy body."

That guy was so...

(CHUCKLING) Sweet, chocolate turtles.

and remember that we provide a personal touch.

Hi, everyone. Michael, can I talk to you for a second?

It is not acceptable to give or receive a gift to an HCP It is permissible to send a handwritten note or card.

How was your day?

What? Yes. I am right.

It's clear and subtle at the same time.

Let's get serious here.

And guess what, buddy? I am keeping it.

i love you guys so much

Since before your barbecue.

at these businesses unannounced and we are going to win them back.

How's she doing?

I did it because I trusted Ryan's precious technology.

Listen, I don't want to take any more of your time.

What about cash? With cash you can buy whatever you want,

What I think you should do is roll up the error real tight...

Ryan wants everything in our company to be about emails and IMs,

Because they're lame.

Well, we're 0 for 6.

For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work in any capacity.

Well, because of a machine.

Did you even try?

You're over 40. That's the cut-off.

What was his name?

Where are the host trees?

MICHAEL: My clothes are so wet.

I can't... I can't talk about this right now, okay?

is a new business-to-business website interface

my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches.

Boy, is he a jerk. I don't even know if I want it.

We’ll Bill You

PHYLLIS: Michael? Yes.

I got you one. Oh, wow. Thank you.

When does the website go up? As fast as possible.

I happen to think that the old ways of doing business are better.

That would be great.

I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.

That's very impressive.

So, let me... Yeah.

threatened us with a lawsuit, so we had to back off.

Mankydo I want you to take up your useless comments and roll em up reall tight

Good. That is what's most important.

Also I love you

in the interest of revealing secrets...

No, she's wonderful at accounting.

I don't understand what the big deal is.