Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How was your day?

You weren't here for that.

and remember that we provide a personal touch.

Well, because of a machine.

Well, we're 0 for 6.

is a new business-to-business website interface

I'm not saying I had a meteoric rise...but I did.

It is not acceptable to give or receive a gift to an HCP It is permissible to send a handwritten note or card.

my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches.

MICHAEL: My clothes are so wet.

(PHONE RINGING)

Boy, is he a jerk. I don't even know if I want it.

In fact, many cultures revere old people

Since before your barbecue.

Did you even try?

You're over 40. That's the cut-off.

And the last guy says, "No, hairy body."

Let's get serious here.

I can't... I can't talk about this right now, okay?

Where is the stream?

in the interest of revealing secrets...

It's clear and subtle at the same time.

Listen, I don't want to take any more of your time.

Jim Halpert's off the market.

i love you guys so much

I drove my car into a (BLEEP) lake.

What was his name?

What I think you should do is roll up the error real tight...

Okay... Little old man-boy.

We’ll Bill You

last time I checked, Dunder Mifflin already has a website.

What? Yes. I am right.

Jim, how awesome is Ryan now?

When does the website go up? As fast as possible.

I think Ryan has a gay crush on me.

(CHUCKLING) Sweet, chocolate turtles.

I don't understand what the big deal is.

Oh, is Ryan coming back today?

Mankydo I want you to take up your useless comments and roll em up reall tight

What about cash? With cash you can buy whatever you want,

That would be great.

knows where it is going. This is the lake!

Because they're lame.

And guess what, buddy? I am keeping it.

I did it because I trusted Ryan's precious technology.

Good. That is what's most important.

I got you one. Oh, wow. Thank you.

Where are the dingers??? Where are they???

but this is much more fun.

Toby, was this your fun little way of congratulating us?

PHYLLIS: Michael? Yes.

That guy was so...

I'm 30. Well, on November I'll be 30.

KELLY: I want you to tell me that you care about me. That is what I want.

Where are the host trees?

Also I love you

Where is the internet!!

I happen to think that the old ways of doing business are better.

at these businesses unannounced and we are going to win them back.

So, let me... Yeah.

Ryan wants everything in our company to be about emails and IMs,

Hi, everyone. Michael, can I talk to you for a second?

threatened us with a lawsuit, so we had to back off.

For the record, I have never been involved with anyone at work in any capacity.

How's she doing?

That's very impressive.

No, she's wonderful at accounting.