Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, why do we, as a society, hate old people so much?

FEMALE VOICE: Make a right turn.

Different salary. You'll get there. Don't worry.

After the presentation I just wanted to make sure that vis-à-vis me in the office,

May I have your attention, please?

He has facial hair.

We have macadamia nut cookies,

He's being a real twerp about it, too.

Look, we want you back.

including a gift basket. So, it's kind of the best gift ever.

Robert Dunder, everybody.

"in a million years.

Let me say something. I know I used to be a temp here,

uh, but I knew Mifflin through the Rotary Club.

Yes! Cash basket!

because it's illegal. And you will go to jail.

Just enjoy the gift basket

I'll go with you, Stanley. Or him.

Creed? Yes, sir.

Don't rush me. I'm grieving.

I don't think you ever cared about me.

And still active. That is great.

Where are the creamers? Where are they?

Justin DOOCHIN<------------------

You know what we're gonna do?

Phil’s off the market

we're implementing a brand new system.

Where are the turtles? Where are they?

We'll bill you.

Hey, Ryan, welcome back... Hold on one second.

Last chance is the Elmhurst Country Club.

You can't keep talking to me like I'm your boyfriend.

with a mandatory retirement age.

or you, me, Sammy, Phyllis, the chick you hit with the car, we're goners.

"and you trust me and we like each other,

Where are the cards?!

Let the bells of Dunder Mifflin Chime out your love

You lied about being pregnant. Right. So?

Well, this guy is none other than one of the founders of Dunder Mifflin,

The centerpiece of the campaign

No. Swear to God.

because this is really good. This is really good.

That was some fun stuff.

and we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them.

The reason we have stopped by is to drop you off

Sorry, so do we need to sign one or...

Yeah. I'm just going to grab some chips.

Okay, thanks for the goodies.

Six months ago, Karen Filippelli sent me an email,

I like the old way better

This office will not be using any new technology ever.

Hey, shut up, Toby.

Ryan thinks that technology is the answer. Well, guess what?

Little old man-boy

Also, I love you.

He killed an entire family of raccoons. Look at him.

Also I love you. Also I miss you.

How do you touch just one of these buttons at a time?

Maybe you should leave.

Michael Scott? That is me. Come on in.

No, please don't do this, monkey.

Hand over the turtles now!

I'm sorry. I gave this everything I could.