Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, I wish there was some sort of sign that proved it.
Good.
I was the bad guy! I didn't think of myself as a corporate raider.
What happened to just a good old fashioned cup of coffee?
that we were better off as friends than spouses.
Is there anywhere we can get our own copy?
That rat! First he steals my girlfriend, then he steals the Dickricker account!
Don't "hi" me, Joel. You're just like all the others.
Oh, shit! Look out, Joel! He's got a sword!
We wanted different things.
So it wasn't love at first sight, was it?
Now get your shit together, Joel.
Good answer! You did it, Joel.
Oh god bubby, I wanna fuck you so bad.
Uptown! And step on it! I'm in a huge hurry!
Thought you two had eloped and gone to Paris.
"and I want to get all juicy on your cock."
- No, I think it's kind of clever. I like it. - What was that, Joel?
Looks like you won't be getting that promotion after all.
And one more thing. John, come on in here!
But I would rather be alone and happy than with you and unhappy.
Yeah, see you never!
I let my desire to land the Dickricker account cloud my judgment!
Yeah.
They pinned me down, and they said,
I'm sorry.
Who do you think it was?
Molly and I weren't speaking,
I am more sure of this decision
What is... Wait a minute.
If you don't have that, then half of a poppy-seed muffin
Reservations are at 7:00, so I'll pick you up at 5:30.
Being married is great. That's the point of view I represent.
- You look like you've had a bad day. - Yeah. Tell me about it.
so I practiced what I was going to say until it was perfect.
And my store is doomed.
I'm feeling adventurous tonight. Surprise me.
But in your case, brother, I'll make an exception.
Tucker, this is my friend, Joel.
You're not interested. I get it.
Tiffany?
Swish!
- and flunk the hell out of this test! - Oh.
You're pretty adorable when you get all fussy like that.
No reason.
It was such a great beginning,
Yes. And I should have done it a long time ago.
and your squash racquet, and all your magic markers,
On your mark. Get set. Go.
"the dining room". Isn't that funny?
Why did you say yes? He's so clearly wrong for you.
"Lifestyles of the hick and nameless"
Well, I don't know Tiffany, but she sounds like a stupid bitch.
I think love is really abstract, you know?
- Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's Eve. - Mmm-hmm.
Oh, we've got time. Waiter! More wine.
Anyway, after that debacle, I assumed I'd never see him again.
And even more importantly, if it smells more like lemon than chocolate.
Yeah, I get it.
That's very good. That's very cool.
Chagrin? Who even says that?
- Grab my hand! - Pull me up!
grabbing a condom out of the rubber bowl and headin' over to meet my girlfriend.
You're a jerk.
I had a grandmother. Her name was Arlene Crabtree.
- Okay, all right, please... - Oh, my God!
Look Mister Thang, you bumped into me.
Of course you were!
But at least I understand that money doesn't grow on trees.
How about we take a gander at those documentos?
Cup of Joel!
Who?
I heard about your divorce. I'm sorry.
- Hello? - Hi, Molly.
You know, I mean, what's the point?
Yeah?
from the Icebreaker Handbook,
So Molly.
"Oh, hi, Mom. It's me, Joel. Guess what? I'm dating this great girl.
Oh, great! Your party is in the same building as mine.
- You have breast cancer. - What?
You can have the pussy Just save me the hole
Wow! A cheeseburger, Mommy!
Shit!
Who are you?
Yeah. It's wrong.
Okay, good. Well, good.
What?
- Joel? - Tiffany?
No, I'm... Forget it.
Forget it.