Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You look great.

Joel, one last thing.

That's right, everybody. I quit.

That is literally too funny.

Skin pure as the driven snow.

First order of business, to suss out the competition.

Uh, she just wanted to travel more, she wanted

- Asshole. - Cunt.

Do I find you cute and funny? Yes.

Joel? What are you doing here?

so do you wanna join me?

I was just devastated. So the next morning

No, I wasn't gonna say that.

- 'Cause of my name being Joel. - Oh...

You know what? You guys make a lot of sense. I'm gonna go propose.

I know. It sounds transparent, but she sounded really sincere.

Oh, God damn it!

No, he did not.

Are you really asking us that? Were you not listening to the story?

You are so not over her!

I do have a job. I'm the President and CEO of The Bacon Boot.

Sit your fuckin' ass down, Karen. We're not done with the story.

I had a great time tonight.

Can I help you find something for your bubby?

I get that, but what does it have to do with the two of you?

You've probably all heard of "cup of joe". This is a play on that.

Oh, and Tiffany wanted me to say hi. We live together now.

You're like a child.

I'm so happy that we're driving up to the country to see my parents.

I remember in high school, they made us read The Great Gatsby,

Go deep! Go deeper!

"Lifestyles of the Hick and Nameless"

Except of course, Father Time, who will most certainly take that away from you

I like things that are real

I'm sorry, Trevor. Didn't you hear? You're fired!

I wanted a family, settle down, start a life together.

Uh, wait! Whatever it is, I'll have it.

it must smell more like lemon than chocolate. Got it?

So what will you have?

- you would go to the Brooklyn Promenade. - Yes. You see where I'm going with this?

Goodnight, Mom. Goodnight, Daddy.

If I was ever about to marry someone, and then realized

on the yoga instructor while they were lying on my mat?

those orgasms were as real as they get.

Tell her how you feel.

- You're good at that. - "...and wait in line."

- She used to say "hey"? - Yeah.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

May I help who's next?

- You have to be kidding me! - Do you like fiction?

Oh, hey. I went by her store, but she wasn't there.

Yeah, you can say that again.

Well, he meant well. So we started seeing each other.

and there was nothing I could do to stop it.

Well, what do you think?

We've been having this fight since the day we met.

If you wanna come up, uh, you know, you can.

And I thought, "Who is this pompous guy?"

- Bye now. - Wait...

You guys have not lived until you've tried my Creamy Caramel Clusters.

- It's called Upper Sweet Side, NYC. - Kind of a dumb name for a store, huh?

I love Saturdays.

taking a stinky shit is better than having sex.

Should we give it another shot?

Oh, my God! You just called me by her name.

- But I'm sorry, I can't accept your offer. - What?

And I said, "Who is this know-it-all girl?"

out on the table, really go for broke.

I am gonna have your license revoked.

No. Come on, tell me.

Oh, Great. Looks like our parties are on the same floor, too.

- Now it's New Year's! - Now it's New Year's Eve!

Let's go, let's go!

I would love to come upstairs.

Have you ever given yourself a pap smear?

Your Bacon Boot company consists of you

How about we get that coffee, huh?

And I'm not so sure I'm ready for this kind of thing...

If they can't heat it up, then leave half the poppy seeds in

I've never met anyone else who likes fiction! That is too funny.

My beautiful Aryan princess, Molly.

Oh, Honey, if Eggbert's the one, you'll know.

quirky candy shop across the street from our location.