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(CHUCKLES)
Like, that's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
I'd feed her grapes, take her to Paris.
Were you listening, Ben?
Nah.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Yes. What?
I would graduate, do the whole cap and gown thing...
What happens now?
Do you care to tell me where we're going?
I know it was you at Becca's! I'm gonna kick your ass!
Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em It's you and me
(LAUGHS)
(EXHALES)
What?
and obviously...
She's my best friend. I'm going with you.
was this.
QUENTIN: Radar?
Agloe, New York.
35 minutes.
We're going to New York State.
(INDISTINCT ARGUING CONTINUES)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
and your face...
What?
Even if I enlarge it...
She's like...
QUENTIN: Did you find something?
You like dragons?
You don't get as scared if you sing.
You need aglets. You need aglets to exist.
I'm glad you're back, Margo.
Okay, Margo seemed to think that...
(TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
I told them.
Oh
Why would I hear from her?
This is your comfort zone.
Okay. Still, we have to go.
I'm the gas man. I start the fill-up...
Oh, my God.
Wait, what did you think?
You scared the shit out of us.
Q, I have no idea who I am.
Unsentimental
(VOMITS)
What are you guys even looking for anyway?
Like, maybe you hit the Powerball jackpot.
looking down on the city.
Aw.
No, we can only stop four times...
His name's Gus.
And your boyfriend's one of them?
I'm gonna find a bus back to Orlando.
RADAR: The present day population of Agloe, New York, is 1.
I was wrong about a lot of things.
Yeah, wasn't this fun for you?
Walked up to a big old building
RADAR: Not exactly true.
thinking that I betrayed her, which is something I would never do.
Margo and I sort of... drifted apart.
Everyone's going.
Q.
RADAR: If we're gonna keep on schedule, we have six minutes.
BEN: I think the last time I was this scared,
Shoe shopping?
What do I regret more?
You guys need a bag?
RADAR: Someone better get me a shirt.
- BECCA: I really like him, Dad! - MR. ARRINGTON: He does not love you!
- Books. - (CHUCKLES)
- I've ever seen in my entire life. - Thank you.
And now, I am pee-in-the-car champion!
Radar, what are you up to tonight?
I'm going as fast as I can.
Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself...
because I have nine things I need to do tonight...
No. What? No, no.
If she was gone...
Guys?
- No! - (ANGELA GASPS)
Mind if I...
It changes a little.
Sure.
Keg stand record holder.
There was a cow in the middle of the highway.
That's what you're saying?
What'd you think?
It's New York. I can't go to New York.
Yes.
Coming to your house
Okay.
Oh, God. She's great.
I'd go insane.
But not tonight, obviously.
And they were everywhere.
What's that look on your face?
You can do whatever you want, Q.
You just had sex with Angela?
- Like rainstorms. - Or waterfalls.
No, she's not here...
Hey!
No, we're not going shopping.
I think she's sending you a message.
QUENTIN: Yeah. Not your top candidates for parents of the year.
When was the last time you saw Margo?
Gravity to the second power.
A seaman friend of mine
What else do we need?
Suit yourself.
RADAR: I promised Angela I'd take her shoe shopping.
Is that actually what you're saying?
to get a serious girlfriend.
Dreaming of starting up again
(WITH BRITISH ACCENT) ...feels kind of right.
Why can't you use your car?
You didn't ruin my last few weeks of high school.
That's not a nice neighborhood.
GIRL: Let me know if you need a ride.