Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...I'll still be the guy who got a girl after Sheldon Cooper!
All right.
...for a miniature-horse breeder named Armin.
These are for various things I can do for you.
Low-fat turkey jerky.
...playing video games, before you guys all got girlfriends.
...please manipulate Amy into releasing me from my commitment...
Our record for sitting in a room together and not speaking...
"Shelly, women aren't anything but flipping pains in the bottom."
Okay, seriously, stop. What the hell?
I said, "No, I promised the guys I was gonna play a video game with them."
It'll be like our "World of Warcraft" party when the neighbors called the cops on us.
- What's the difference? - There's absolutely no difference.
All right, so, yeah. Okay, now I'm gonna drink this entire cup.
And that's how a girl makes a scene.
I'm dating Sheldon Cooper.
Star Wars. They get all cranky when you mix the two up.