Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, she'd just look silly wearing that without the rest of the costume.
I think you'll really enjoy yourself today. You get to meet my relatives.
Turn off our phones so our moms can't call.
He's handsome, he's lanky, he's brilliant.
- Really? What were you hoping for? - I don't know.
- Woo-hoo. - Movies or video games?
- Good morning. - Hello.
I have been to the morgue and the hospital...
- Not a chance. - All right.
Usually the first move is you withhold sex...
Um, sorry, Sheldon, that's it. That's all I got.
...running around a bunch of pretend planets battling made-up monsters?
Sheldon, she wanted to show you off to her family and you stood her up, okay?
I'm gonna publicly shame you and then sit back...
Oh, my, is it getting hot in here? Ay, Papi.
Starting Saturday morning, "Star Wars" marathon.
Hmm.
Rain check
How do I get him to treat me better?
But I do... No, no, I knew what I was getting into.
Headset. I won't hear a word the old geezers are saying.
...you'd turn into Speedy Gonzalez.
Can't believe this is only 64 calories.
They're playing one across the hall. We should too.
...is six and a half hours. He said it was a magical evening.
Oh, burn!
Then I bought her a new laptop and the game...
You could use it for e-mails, letters, tattoos, what have you.
Guess I was hoping for a different reaction, but okay.