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Poetic.
Bertie, don't panic. I have a plan.
Hmm, how about...
I'm just trying something. Maybe it's too weird!
Hey, bighairystallion69,
Who knows why brains do these things,
You want your usual?
[mimics gunshots]
[lively music]
After trying to perform his own appendectomy?
[both laugh]
I'm gonna use it to change lightbulbs!
Goodbye, evil butt plug!
[speckle] yeah, tomato harvest!
Oh, yeah?
How about something like this?
Sorry, I'll get a new one tomorrow!
Go, bertie!
[fire whooshing]
This has a nice sound to it.
Ah! My experience points.
I'm so ashamed.
Bertie, you must marry me!
Mmm.
Tuca! Don't!
Nope, let's get out of here.
[heroic music]
[gasps]
Is part of your healing journey.
You said don't text and drive!
I might be doing some light stalking.
Whew, glad it's not just me.
Maybe your past experience has led you here,
With its robust examples of civil engineering!
[machine whirs, beeps]
So now, I'm thinking it's the mattress?
Every single thought or feeling you ever have?
You thought I wouldn't spot my girl
[clattering]
When we were first dating.