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Or a "maybe one day, she'll help me move" kinda thing?
We're kinda having a talk right now,
Before my subconscious self combusts.
[tuca] then we both kill ourselves.
Why would my brain do this to me
Because this time, you're in control.
Back when I was working at the bakery.
We can plant so many varieties of lettuce!
[plops]
[beeps]
[both] nope.
I can't believe she remembers it!
At very inconvenient times.
The crinkles jingle!
[pants]
Oh, well, except that one.
♪ they don't cure wrinkles or make you tinkle! ♪
[both moan]
Often during the holidays.
Why not?
Oh, yeah, go for it.
[buzzing]
Okay, we like the same snack foods.
-[bell rings] -oh!
-[wind gusts] -[hooves thudding]
But also because you got rid of our mattress.
Quick, the ruby dragon has kidnapped princess zenyth.
The more discombobulated I get.
[both moan]
When I'm super horny.
-[phone vibrates] -"hi."
[groans]
I feel so much lighter!
I sure did! Ooh, that reminds me,
And he was good to go in a week.
[smooches]
[upbeat music]
Uh, I think it's just guiding boats?
-Anything? -Nope.
We went out the other night and we had a really--
Hmm!