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but this time, I did.
No shame there!
Rubik's Cube!
Uh, I'll make brownies later.
Anne Hathaway and Zooey Deschanel. Anne Hathaway and Zooey Deschanel.
No more jokes!
No, no. In fact, quite the opposite.
to blindly follow somebody,
♪ ♪
"beached whale, big-boned, Wisconsin skinny,
You know, as long as we're opening this up--
Love you so much pelonchis
"Mr. Teeny"? "Sister wienie."
who won't even get up out of his chair?
I'll write that song.
Mom, Lisa and I learned
With the bathroom scale.
Springfield’s The Only Home That We’ve Got
♪ You're the one that makes me happy ♪
Milky Snicks, Porksicles, and of course diet soda.
♪ Give two cheers ♪
You, my friend, are wrong.
What Albert taught us is that all people have pride
"fat bastard, Michelin Man, Stay Puft, Chumbawumba,
I am beautiful.
♪ ♪
tonight was a turning point in my life.
Please keep spinning it.
of our little group, Albert.
What do you do with them when you're angry?
♪ Of all the cities on the mappy ♪
I promised my wife I'd lose weight.