Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People, for God's sake, join a gym!
"lard-ass, blubberino, Buddha belly,
Now, I'd like to welcome our beloved four-time mayor,
Nothing to eat here.
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Homer, I'm sorry I tried to help you control your weight.
Well, that's great, Homie.
♪ There's a special little place ♪
♪ A unique place to live and die ♪
I need to talk to the broken porch swing.
I'm not sure of anything anymore.
I did write that "Lisa, It's Your Birthday" song.
when every city in America's had its lips on it!
Oh, thank you, Homie.
Oh, I didn't write it.
Well done, Dad.
Stop the anthem!
I've learned there's something more important than drinking:
We do not cower in the shadows, we make the shadows.
Springfield drools...!
Well, I'll show you who can get up!
♪ Why Springfield? ♪
I'm sorry, but I can't.
because this is who I am!
Coming through.
Okay, people, show's over.
♪ You're the one that makes me happy ♪
I want to tell you guys that when you call me a gargoyle,
I gave it to you!