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It's the future. There's nobody doing nothing.
whatever you got.
They didn't say.
lizard boots you're wearing?
Hm.
The result of a lifetime of bad choices.
Well, I assume you don't have chianti.
But those are bygone times,
And here I am. Bloodied but not beaten.
I don't wanna hurt your feet.
[laughing]
* Please believin', me and the rest of my heathens *
- Excuse me? - Actually, I'm more endowed than that,
You got a car?
- Where's the Navigator? - He wouldn't sell me one.
[theme music]
[doorbell jingling]
- Hey, yo, that's my juice. - Ssh.
if anyone asks what I do for a living,
Do we have a deal?
I wouldn't've pegged you as the boy scout.
[sighing] You want me to earn?
[soft rock]
I'll earn.
Not 25 seconds.
You put that money in the bank,
You see the problem is, you see a young Black guy
Clint. Stand next to Clint.
What's important is you get that money outta here
Excuse me, sweetheart.
you know, I had...
No, this is not an age gap.
I married this life,
[laughing] The Oklahoma Kid.
Especially when you have money like that in the safe.
water under the bridge.
fuck-- there's nothing left for me?!
How old are you?
Chickie's my underboss now.
silly poster?
[rock and roll playing]
Is this a robbery? Fuck.
Um, really...
So, where's home, friend?
[music]
Listen, asshole, take a hike.
I'm giving you a whole entire fuckin' city!
Whose house is this?
I was a senior in high school.
Had to go home and get it after the car dealership.
* I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious *
No one's gonna know, what are you worried about?
Oh, sweetheart, if you have to ask
[theme music]