Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My parents happened.
You wear bifocals?
Question 2. Why do we always have parties with committees?
And you sand it and varnish it.
This is the staging area. It's all wrong. You should leave.
I got a lot of "champs," "chiefs," "sports."
How did you get through this?
...our forefathers used to bitch at each other?
What a great moment to say that for the first time.
...until you hear them click.
No.
Okay, now that your coat is safely in the bed
Can you keep Dad occupied? I'm gonna talk to Mom for a while.
Joey, they're not real!
- What do you want? - Scotch.
I have a condition apparently...