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Thanks for coming. I hope you had fun.
Because it reminded you of the way...
She's taking the trash out, so I can get you out of here.
...and I will get your cigarettes for you, sir.
This is your birthday, your party.
All right, I'm sorry. But these people needed me.
Why not her?
Is that one of my cigarettes?
Hi, Dr. Greene.
All right, you guys are off to party number one.
- You want me to see a therapist? - Sweetheart, you have a problem.
So basically, just a Chinese guy.
You know the good news?
...and stuck her tongue down my throat.
Okay, that's enough.
...go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks.
Now I love you even more.
You!
Let's put them together. If they can't deal with it, who cares?
Neat, as in no rocks.
Happy birthday, sweet pea.
We're having birthday flan.
Alrighty-Roo
Are you gonna be okay?
Such a gentleman. Thank you.
Okay, they're coming.
Okay, I've got one.
Is it true they have beer?