Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Looks like I picked the right outfit this morning.
Oh, it's really hard. I mean, have you ever looked at gay porn?
Well, look at you, walking into rooms, declaring things.
Oh. Okay, how about this?
Yeah, we were.
-No. -[chuckles] Terrific.
-♪ On display ♪ -♪ All day ♪
the abs...
Fucking bitch! Eating those baby carrots
This is Coach Steve, by the way. Ooh, I can't believe I'm gonna be on TV!
[laughing] You should hear my views on 9/11.
And he's been faking his blindness his entire life.
and here to give us the inside scoop is Nick.
Ghost cock is like vegan bacon-- it just isn't as good as the real thing.
Hey, um, Matthew?
about publishing rights,
-♪ He's gay ♪ -♪ I'm a fabulous flouncing ♪
-just the sheer fucking degradation-- -Wait, wait, wait. Hush.
-[thunderclap crashes] -His ass heart!
-I-- I'm actually not into this. -Yeah, no, I could tell.
[class bell rings]
Oh! Bryan Singer directed this.
Honestly, I didn't like it.
You're gonna hear that from time to time. It's part of the game.
♪ I'm gay, totally gay ♪
-So good. -So maybe we should just be friends again?
Look, I got a boner watching the "PB:NYC" trailer.
[Judd chuckles]
for Most Glorious Kingdom of China Bitcoin units.
You had a whole little journey, didn't you?
What the hell? Is there no child-ghost confidentiality anymore?