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As I was saying,
For some reason, business has been real slow today.
- Jealousy, Emily, is ugly. - Really ugly.
[clears throat]
- Really? - Mmm-hmm.
♪ I'mma get-get-get-get you drunk ♪
♪ Oh, Danny boy Oh, Danny boy ♪
- Yes! - I hope you both learned your lesson.
No offense. [chuckling] No offense.
Welcome to Bob Hamburg's funeral, everybody.
so, unfortunately, I'm not gonna be able to get to the funeral.
Would you mind terribly if I sat near you without appearing... conspicuous?
and I should've known you two would do something like this. Let's go.
and now he's completely useless to me.
I picked a scab yesterday.
- Nope, I can taste it. - [Emily] Okay.
[sighs]
Yeah. [scoffs]
You're not gonna get up to the altar and sing that, are you?
♪ From glen to glen ♪
♪ My humps, my humps My humps, my humps, my humps ♪
You know what? I need to go. She's really upsetting me.
- Come on. - [Miranda] He wanted to see me perform.
Now, show him sadder.
We're here to look at this dead man, say a few nice things about him,
No, no, no. Don't sing, everybody.
[Bethany sighs]
I'm not gonna let that stop me from pursuing my dreams.
Well, you know, Miranda is giving the eulogy tomorrow,
about my uncle for me at the service.
At the front desk, why?
and I was kind of wondering if you might wanna go with me.
[softly] Me, too.
Of course, she remembers me.
All right.
[Jim] Nobody panic. This isn't the first dead body I've been around.
And I'm not in a good state of mind right now.
it's so unfair that i have to raise my voice because you can't control what i yell at but because of your excuses i have to. well i won't come back to your door then! and i shouldn't have to hear it either.
[sighs]
Hi, Carla. How's Aunty Moira doing?
Here you go. Thank you. Have a nice day.
Okay. Good plan.
♪ You'll get to see this every day ♪
I'm just an ordinary person here, of no particular origin.
Too soon!