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at your own mother's second wedding.

- When's your wedding? - When's your wedding?

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

And even though I'm whispering, I actually hope she hears me.

Again. Always one too far.

I know it's stupid, but...

Giant hole in second floor.

While I listen to you

(WHISPERING) 'Cause she's very sensitive and fragile.

OLDER TED: Kids, everyone has one or two moments

that was a huge mistake.

Drum roll, please.

All right. Let's all remember that

I'm not the one who cried at Clint's song.

I'm gonna marry you.

Well, I was actually here a few minutes ago,

BARNEY: Who puts a bottle rocket in a microwave?

it'll be done by the time the old wifey and I are ready to move in.

OLDER TED: There was no logical reason

I see a lawsuit.

Freshman year, Marshall knew right away he wanted to spend his life with you.

What if someone had been there to second-guess that decision?

and suggest that we all get our asses out of here

What the hell are you talking about?

The cracked chimney, the bats, the rats, the spiders,

Hey, buddy, do you want to, maybe, let somebody

Happy house-warming.

TED: I went to my favorite real estate auction site.

But how often do you get the chance

Thanks for sticking up for me, man.

It's not a huge mistake.

How about a hand for the DJ? Gesture to D...