Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(ALL SCREAMING)

Oh, my God. Guys, great new game.

First, let me tell you what happened the night of the wedding.

I wanted to be your dad.

to pick up a sledgehammer and bash the living hell out of it?

You always take it one too far.

Stupidest thing any of us have ever done.

You can't just skip ahead to where you think your life should be.

and it's the best thing that ever happened to you both.

who isn't having some sort of manic episode drive for a while?

Well, I will check out the upstairs.

OLDER TED: Yes, my mom was lapping me.

Sausage party? Burgers. Right, I'll do... We'll do burgers.

Don't even joke about that, man.

(CHUCKLES) Good.

I see a wreath on the front door at Christmas,

OLDER TED: Kids, there was no guitar.

This was a huge mistake. It's just...

I realized how far behind I was in my own life.

CLINT: And you...

CLINT: (SINGING) ... and true

Okay, she's a Mellencamp.