Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[rock music playing]
Pootie Shoe's the Masked Man.
a man I would have been proud to call my father.
You know what? Usually, I hate this dynamic,
And, uh, just wondering if you thought about the ramifications of that.
How are you so bad at this?
Masked Man, come forth and face me. Or did you lose your spine?
And now the wait is on. Will the Masked Man show?
But if you win, you will have defeated me at my own creation.
He's a huge piece of shit.
from around the globe who are watching online.
[Poppy] Yeah!
[Dana] Ian is only seconds away from being embarrassed
So I don't have anyone to call.
It's time to pay the piper, I guess.
- [mouse clicking] - [Poppy] Hey.
Fifty-two subscribers? Why are you so boring?
which I understand 'cause I have been doxed many times by our players.
[Brad] Boom! Yeah.
We have an unknown entity in our system, leaving us vulnerable.
- Hey, Danimorphs, it's your girl, Wyld_D. - Damn it. [groans]
- She gets it. - [Poppy] It's just bananas.
A good story? What are you talking about?
- [phone vibrates] - That's them. Okay, here. Answer it.
Goddamn it. Fine. We get it.
Ian.
Whatever. Let's just get on with it.
And now I will reveal your identity to the world.
I've defeated you, Masked Man.
I've lost control of the situation.
People don't care about privacy. What they care about is a good story.
Anybody?
If you want to prove you're not a coward, meet me Friday, 8:00 p.m.
Have you lost your fucking minds? Okay?
[sighs]