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Unbelievable.
and you may call that a victory.
- You ready to catch this asshole? - Yep.
What are we drinking here? “Fortified port wine mixed with drip coffee and three teaspoons of sugar. I call it the Rutger Hauer.”
- Yes! - [deep male voice] Gnome is victorious.
I love it when you're bad at stuff. [chuckles]
- That is weird. - Because so do I.
Hit it.
I wanna hear from you.
I have been abandoned by my closest friend and collaborator,
- [Ian] Pop. - [David] This is incredible.
Hey. So speaking of being good at the game, you are, right?
the truest, purest form of Mythic Quest has always been this.
And this lipstick, it's just... It's not you, you know?
Hey, come on. You didn't fail. You're just new at this.
Pathetic.
- Yes, I don't think it would go very well. - No.
Now, normally, I am one for speeches.
Damn it!
Uh, yes.
You're not even his assistant!
["Boom" plays]
If there's a vulnerability in his system...
What is important is that I have a message to deliver
[gasps] Wow. Oh, I wish I could have seen that.
...of Maximum Immolation, lation, lation.
The sorcerer's fire of Mordoff shall burn your flesh for eternity.
Jacques and Jean-Luc won't stop calling me.
Maybe we should swap out.
Oh, great. Oh, Montreal. That's Montreal calling.
[crowd cheering]
Holy shit. It's him.
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