Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ian, what are you doing?

Then he killed me, which he's not supposed to be able to do.

Ian replaced me with that Australian sex pest.

Ian says... "Uh, I agree with David."

- [Pootie Shoe] Why is the camera on? - Oh, my God.

[computer beeps]

I can beat anyone, anytime, any...

- ["Boom" continues] - [swords clanging rhythmically]

See, we're on the same page. Or we're not.

Maybe I should stand up to them and support creative.

he's gonna look like even more of a hero than he already does,

You know what? Could you grab me a water?

- Name one more. - Yahoo.

- Don't kick me while I'm down. - [phone buzzes]

If I win, you will relinquish control of the Masked Man.

This has never happened before in the history of gaming.

And he doesn't even see the irony of what he just said. It's fucking wild!

They've all been compromised.

- We're gonna take this asshole down! - Let's do it.

Hi. I'm, uh, just trying to reach Dan Williams.

because I backed creative. My way.

In the vanilla version, we had a dagger and a loincloth, you know?

- Hey! Pop, I'm lovin' it. - Hey!

[orchestral chords]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That is completely right. Or wrong.

A non-playable character has become playable.

Today, I decided to jump on the crazy train. Honk-honk!

Oh, hey, Jo. We're making a cutscene

That is so disturbing and confusing on so many levels for completely different...

[man speaking angrily, indistinct]

I grew up an only child. It was a very lonely existence.

Poppy, you're supposed to be the reasonable one.

- That is ringing some bells. - Mm-hmm.

A mob of imbeciles witnessing a slapdash tale

"Fight me"? Oh, that is a good line, maestro.

I just oversaw the most historic day in the history of MQ

Of course I am.

- Uh, Ian? - Hey, Dave!

Pop, I'm not one of those creative directors who doesn't play his own game.

pillaging loot and disappearing altogether.

and I am pumped. Who's gonna win?