Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That is completely right. Or wrong.

Pop, I'm not one of those creative directors who doesn't play his own game.

Today, I decided to jump on the crazy train. Honk-honk!

- We're gonna take this asshole down! - Let's do it.

he's gonna look like even more of a hero than he already does,

- Uh, Ian? - Hey, Dave!

This has never happened before in the history of gaming.

Ian says... "Uh, I agree with David."

See, we're on the same page. Or we're not.

You know what? Could you grab me a water?

- Name one more. - Yahoo.

Ian, what are you doing?

Hi. I'm, uh, just trying to reach Dan Williams.

Oh, hey, Jo. We're making a cutscene

- [Pootie Shoe] Why is the camera on? - Oh, my God.

A mob of imbeciles witnessing a slapdash tale

and I am pumped. Who's gonna win?

Ian replaced me with that Australian sex pest.

If I win, you will relinquish control of the Masked Man.

Of course I am.

Then he killed me, which he's not supposed to be able to do.

- Don't kick me while I'm down. - [phone buzzes]

I grew up an only child. It was a very lonely existence.

because I backed creative. My way.

I can beat anyone, anytime, any...

Poppy, you're supposed to be the reasonable one.

"Fight me"? Oh, that is a good line, maestro.

pillaging loot and disappearing altogether.

And he doesn't even see the irony of what he just said. It's fucking wild!

I just oversaw the most historic day in the history of MQ

[computer beeps]

- Hey! Pop, I'm lovin' it. - Hey!

They've all been compromised.

Maybe I should stand up to them and support creative.

- That is ringing some bells. - Mm-hmm.

[orchestral chords]

In the vanilla version, we had a dagger and a loincloth, you know?

[man speaking angrily, indistinct]

That is so disturbing and confusing on so many levels for completely different...

- ["Boom" continues] - [swords clanging rhythmically]

A non-playable character has become playable.