Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See, we're on the same page. Or we're not.

pillaging loot and disappearing altogether.

- We're gonna take this asshole down! - Let's do it.

I can beat anyone, anytime, any...

Poppy, you're supposed to be the reasonable one.

Ian, what are you doing?

I just oversaw the most historic day in the history of MQ

- Uh, Ian? - Hey, Dave!

Of course I am.

Then he killed me, which he's not supposed to be able to do.

- Don't kick me while I'm down. - [phone buzzes]

They've all been compromised.

because I backed creative. My way.

A mob of imbeciles witnessing a slapdash tale

- ["Boom" continues] - [swords clanging rhythmically]

In the vanilla version, we had a dagger and a loincloth, you know?

[orchestral chords]

Ian replaced me with that Australian sex pest.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That is completely right. Or wrong.

[computer beeps]

I grew up an only child. It was a very lonely existence.

You know what? Could you grab me a water?

Hi. I'm, uh, just trying to reach Dan Williams.

- Name one more. - Yahoo.

And he doesn't even see the irony of what he just said. It's fucking wild!

A non-playable character has become playable.

- Hey! Pop, I'm lovin' it. - Hey!

This has never happened before in the history of gaming.

If I win, you will relinquish control of the Masked Man.

[man speaking angrily, indistinct]

and I am pumped. Who's gonna win?

Oh, hey, Jo. We're making a cutscene

Today, I decided to jump on the crazy train. Honk-honk!

Maybe I should stand up to them and support creative.

he's gonna look like even more of a hero than he already does,

- [Pootie Shoe] Why is the camera on? - Oh, my God.

That is so disturbing and confusing on so many levels for completely different...

Pop, I'm not one of those creative directors who doesn't play his own game.

Ian says... "Uh, I agree with David."

"Fight me"? Oh, that is a good line, maestro.

- That is ringing some bells. - Mm-hmm.