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Oh, don't worry. I've expelled those rowdy members of Chug-a-Lug House.
Fine, it’s sourdough crumpets then. I’ll tell the children.
[ Whistles ]
[ Grunting Continues ]
Whoo-hoo! A flyer for a hardware store!
Not some hot-dog admissions officer playing by his own rules!
Ni! Ni! Ni!
Here he is conferring an honorary degree on Richard Nixon.
Is there a Homer Simpson present?
- Those bastards. - Meet Sir Oinkcelot...
You can pick up your cards Or trade them for what’s in the box
- [ Panting ] - [ Laughing ]
Now we'll begin by-- Oops.
[ Laughing Continues ]
For the love of God, sir! There are two seats!
- Katherine Hepburn's Me? - No!
[ Chortling ]
Get the ax.
Oh, those baby ducks were so cute.
[ Gasps ] Oh, not Souter!
it's a crusty, bitter, old dean.
Sir, six cinder blocks are missing.
What do I do? What do I do? [ Sobbing ]
Excellent!
Excellent
NERD! NERD!
S-M-R-T … I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
I am so smart I am so smart
You really think you can get us back into college?
Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.
There'll be no GCIT then. I'll tell the children.
Your VPN blocker better work, Nerdlinger.
Dad, don't let these application essays throw you.
Hi there. Hello. I'm Dean Peterson, but you can call me Bobby.
hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 1 01 .
[ Nerds ] Par-ty down?
there'll be no vaccine then I'll tell the children
There'll be draft then I'll tell the lads
[ Screaming ]
Uh, excuse me, Professor Brainiac...
Then I was slain by an elf.
before the next full moon.
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
[ Homer] Hello, Dean. You're a stupid-head!