Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Why, you little-- - Mr. Simpson, stop!
[ Bystanders Screaming ]
There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck!
That dog has somebody's ham! This I gotta see!
Let's see: ''List your three favorite books and how they've influenced your life.''
Well, you know, fellas, I look at the admissions board a lot like a baseball team.
There will be no 'Life At the Outpost'. I'll tell the children
NERD!!!
[ Whistling ]
There will be no stadium then. I’ll tell the bloooos
''Out with the old, in with the nucleus.''
Oh, no!
Oh, I'm gonna lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!
(HUMMING) (GRUMBLING)
rock star David Byrne and Supreme CourtJustice David Souter.
Why does it have to be zany?
Pee in the floor
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!!! I mean S-M-A-R-T!!
My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we’d stop by
[ Giggling ] The dean will go nuts.
Some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher...
Wait a minute. I'll put on my snow pants.
[ Moaning, Yawning ]
There'll be no grease then I'll tell the children
The TV! The TV!
Something I should have done a long time ago.
Hey! That's not Seville...
- You take that back! - Homer, please.
There’ll be no game then. I’ll tell the children
- And math. - And the words to every Monty Python routine.
- This Simpson is not qualified. - [ All Murmuring Agreement ]
Come on, guys.
Lads, Lauren has Covid There'll be no saltdogs at Christmas, I'll tell the lads
As a fan, it is my duty to give the new show a hard time
Really? But nerds are my mortal enemy.
The watchdog of public safety. Is there any lower form of life?
There'll be no Fantasy Draft then I'll tell the lads