Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

how come you sold me that wagon and all that stuff?

Now, look. I don't know if you realize it,

Dr. And Mrs. Jesse W. Heywood. Philadelphia.

Yeah, well, I better come with you. I'm pretty handy with a gun, you know.

You just sit down there. There we go.

It's our wedding night.

Why, surely you jest. There hasn't been a horse for sale in over three weeks.

And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia

♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪

I'll get, uh... get something else here.

Sort of get the lay of the land.

Ma, you got something for the porter? Got a nickel?

Those Bible boxes were sure long and heavy.

But we have a toothache, haven't we?

Run over those figures for him again, Wong.

What's that got to do with me?

We're to take the wagon train to San Miguel with you posing as my wife.

We are assembled here in the presence of God to join together this man...

It's all bloat.

don't mean that I ain't artistic.

And you up there, throw down that strongbox!

The government promised me amnesty...

Who'd have believed it?

We're closed. Well... Now just wait a minute!

You've got no right!

Oh, uh, thank you, dear lady.

You know something, Penny? This is the first time...

All you need is somethin' wearin' pants goin' that way.

L-I almost forgot. Well, what about the horses?

Well, yes, but you're... Well, not like you.

That was just to get on the wagon train.

There he is! Hey! Doc!

then beddy-bye.

The song is 50 cents extra. Would you like the song?

Vaya con Dios, amigo.

How's it going, Heywood? Fine. Fine.

Well, I'll tell you what I did!

I'll tell you what. Could you just, uh... open your mouth?

I mean, none of those...

♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪

and I'm leaving on the next wagon train out!

Watch me carefully.