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How's it going, Heywood? Fine. Fine.
What's that got to do with me?
We're closed. Well... Now just wait a minute!
Now, look. I don't know if you realize it,
And parents.
That was just to get on the wagon train.
And you up there, throw down that strongbox!
Vaya con Dios, amigo.
We are assembled here in the presence of God to join together this man...
It's our wedding night.
Run over those figures for him again, Wong.
It's all bloat.
I'll tell you what. Could you just, uh... open your mouth?
All you need is somethin' wearin' pants goin' that way.
Attagirl.
Well, yes, but you're... Well, not like you.
uh, uh, uh...
then beddy-bye.
♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪
Sort of get the lay of the land.
Yeah, well, I better come with you. I'm pretty handy with a gun, you know.
{ Gunshots]
don't mean that I ain't artistic.
Well, I'll tell you what I did!
There he is! Hey! Doc!
and I'm leaving on the next wagon train out!
And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia
The government promised me amnesty...
Oh, uh, thank you, dear lady.
L-I almost forgot. Well, what about the horses?
Penny! Pen...
Thank you.
{ Men Snoring]
The song is 50 cents extra. Would you like the song?
Oh, boy!
Dr. And Mrs. Jesse W. Heywood. Philadelphia.
Watch me carefully.
We're to take the wagon train to San Miguel with you posing as my wife.
You've got no right!
♪
I'll get, uh... get something else here.
♪ He's the shakiest gun in the West ♪
I mean, none of those...
Ma, you got something for the porter? Got a nickel?
Watay. Watay.!
Who'd have believed it?
Those Bible boxes were sure long and heavy.
Why, surely you jest. There hasn't been a horse for sale in over three weeks.
how come you sold me that wagon and all that stuff?
Wagons west!
But we have a toothache, haven't we?
You just sit down there. There we go.
You know something, Penny? This is the first time...