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That's dandy.
You've got a rig? Waiting out in the staging area.
A dress shop?
Just as long as I'm standing here, right here, right now. It's the truth.
Penelope?
Nope. There could even be some on the wagon train we're taking.
{ Banging Drums]
I'm a roofer. Been a roofer all my life.
♪
Yep, Matthew. That's our man. We've gotta get rid of him.
I'll make my play. I'll make my play.
Now, open your mouth, dear.
Wong, our house is honored by the presence of a physician.
Uh, there's something that l...
You fool! Here's the trouble.
that she loved me.
{ Kissing Noises]
Strictly federal business?
Yeah, but Philadelphia is overrun with dentists. There must be seven!
What'll we do?
the next minute you're working for the government.
You're on your own from here on, Heywood.
Yeah? Well, he'll have to get up pretty early in the morning...
Oh, yeah. Thank you. Well, I'll just, uh...
You're kidding!
Uh...
Wait a second! If you didn't have any horses for sale,
I'll explain one of these days, but not right now.
During the music? Yes!
There was a reason for that.
Mr. Huggins? That's right.
I figured I'd lay back a ways and draw 'em off the main body.
Yes, that's me.
Is it a real pardon?
Penny! Keep it quiet!
And besides, m-my main mission in life right now i-i-is to go west.
But, Doctor, you've always been such a delicate little boy.
Uh! Air! I gotta have air!
Take my friend Black Eagle and fix him up with a big rare steak!
Just think, Ma.
Well, I reckon it would sound kind of funny in front of the other gentlemen.
and for your all being so nice and everything.
You've got no right holding a defenseless woman prisoner!
{ Gunshots, Whooping Continue]
Hey, I think you might have something with that Minister Gant.
two at the sign,
Because the West is a place where few, if any, dentists have trod.
well, what happened to me there last night.
I was watchin' the whole thing. Now, let's see. There was, uh,
All right, make way for the mother of a dentist.
Sir, this wagon befits you.
West! And I'm gonna find me a couple of horses,
To Doc Heywood, Indian fighter!
I will, Ma.
Tender ninny! Tender Shoots
Hey, you sure handled that nice last night, Doc.
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You're soft.
I mean, teeth are fallin' out right and left out there.
Marshal Bates here wants to talk to you.
We've already lost two men.
Darn you, Lyle! Dr. Heywood!
for $3.00 a month.
Um, are you going to take your tree and your dog along with you?
Mm-hmm.
I'll, uh, tie it over here.
Dentist, you're crazy! Are you all right?
Hold it like that now.
$232.55?
I just hate this kind of stuff! Grab her, Floyd!
Hmm? Yeah. I'm awake. I'm awake.