Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That girl. I think I know her.

Then I got on a gunslinger's track.

Come on, you little dickins! I'll find you!

You mean you're a thief? A cattle rustler? What's this all about?

That's six. Call him out.

Look at those clothes. He's a gunny for sure.

Doctor, we have an emergency in the lobby.

two at the sign, one at the skillet...

Uh, n-no charge.

No, it's no trick. Now listen to me carefully.

That was on purpose.

But I wouldn't want you to come with me.

But, uh, well, I'm just gonna tell you straight out.

You just happen to know what I did? Do you happen to know what I did?

Water. I gotta have water.

Hold your voice down!

That's 'cause you're strong, Ma. { Whistle Blows]

All right. It's true.

I'm sorry to bother you like this,

Leonard, get that picture developed as soon as you can.

I got two stagecoaches lined up next week. A hundred miles apart.

So I am going to trod there.

Brush your dentist twice a day. Visit your toothbrush once a year.

Now wa... We're strangers. You know that, don't you?

There isn't any time. We've got to catch the wagon train,

payable immediately following the ceremony.

♪ He's an underfoot tenderfoot king of the mess ♪

{ Howling Continues]

You promised yourself you wouldn't. And I'm not!

I'm so glad you're back.

Put it on, Heywood.

I just wanted to express my deepest sympathy...

Do you know what I think?

and one in the pants.

But, Jesse, dear, it stands to reason... Uh, Ma, Ma, Ma!

Well, it got your Uncle Metcalf safely through the Civil War.

Huh, I didn't know it myself!

Now, uh, what do you think about that?

you don't graduate. Mm-hmm.

She made me think...

Don't you understand? If the Indians get those rifles, they'll wipe out this town.

Speed it up, Reverend.

Just 'cause I'm rough and dirty and don't wear underwear,

It's really very attractive.

Great work, Doc. You showed them.

What seems to be the trouble, Heywood?

As I said, it was all part of the plan.

♪ But he stands for right ♪

I was in the same boat as you 35 years ago.

and we'll just take care of it.

of stepping out into new horizons:

All right, everybody out of that stage. Come on!

♪ Oh, promise me that someday... ♪

Uh, ma'am! Oh, ma'am!

Failure, failure, failure.