Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here...

No. Not now. Let's wait till Doc Heywood ain't here.

Have you ever been in the Orient?

I think you're wonderful.

Well, gee, Ma, that's kind of nifty.

Fifty cents a foot! Wholesale!

And she... she tricked me.

And she used me.

Okay. All right. Now, all right.

In a few hours, we'll stop...

single-handed to fight oral ignorance!

A tooth saved is a silver dollar in the bank of health.

{ Penny] Poor little dude. You're tired, aren't you?

And Celia's Leonard was going to give you...

I said, "Celia, I'm not going to cry at the station."

I wasted all my shots like a darned dumbbell! Don't you remember?

Don't know nothing about the federal government.

Yeah, it looks like one of'em.

Heck, you're always better off with a specialist, anyway.

Rest stop! Rest stop!

I heard two shots.

You wanna know what that's all about? I'll tell you what that's all about.

Arnold the Kid.

Watay? Uh-huh watay.!

Oh, come on, now.

two at the sign,

Reverend Zachary Gant and my loyal minion, Matthew Basch!

You were looking for a woman, weren't you?

Heywood, I'm even gonna let you draw first.

Good for you, Ma.

and one in the pants.

You're not family! I'm your aunt!

Your shoe's untied.

Hold it, Penny. Count me out. What?

The only thing I can recommend is you find yourself a husband by 5:00 tomorrow mornin'.

My mother will just never forgive me for this.

I've been looking all over town for you.

Well, Mom, the West needs dentists.

I hear that Arnold the Kid's in town.

Thought I heard something.

Doc Heywood's with 'em. He sure is.

Come on now! Come on now! Wh-Where ar... are you?

All right. I'll give you $850.

I knew it! That whole dentist outfit was a dodge.

but rules are rules and I gotta stick to 'em.

A real dentist.

Then I found out you're a crook. Then you're not a crook, you're working with the government.

Forget my husband.

It was your father's sinuses that killed him.

Except for these bindings. They're killing my hands.