Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I've got to find some way.

What happened, Arthur?

Oh, uh... uh, ma'am?

♪ He came out west on a northbound train ♪

Come... Come on! Wait a minute! Wait...

Simple. I'll have you pick a fight with him. Gun him down in the street.

All right. Come on, men. Let's go.

It's been exactly a half hour.

Well, if that's the way you want it.

Now, wait a minute, Reverend. I ain't gonna tangle with him.

Chance to get away! You wanna let me tell this, fella?

I just sort of go all fuzzy.

And then a plan began a-formulatin' in my mind.

♪ Both day and night ♪

to pull the wool over Jesse W. Heywood's eyes.

See, there's one thing you gotta keep in mind about Indians.

Expecting someone a bit more horsey?

Fred, got a passenger for ya on the through stage.

That comes to $47, even. Now for the wagon...

Twelve Indians, two horses and Arnold the Kid.

I'm afraid not, dentist. You couldn't hit a bleeding elephant in the snow.

♪ Both day and night ♪

See, actually I'm a dentist. See, I'm not a doctor.

Uh, is this car 24?

Did you hear about it? I heard.

Appears to me like he could be of some help.

It would be, wouldn't it?

Let's go, Reverend!

Call me "Doctor."

I'm crazy about you. Isn't that enough?

I probably should have made an appointment.

{ Leonard] Yes, please.

What do you want?

You see, it was all part of the plan.

Dr. Heywood! Wake up! Wake up!

Now, let's put you into a wagon. Right this way.

Have you ever been in the Orient, sir? Huh?

How you gonna do it?

Go to Boston and open up a little dress shop.

They told me this outfit was an original.

Well, all right. Where are you gonna be later? I'll be around.

is the only one of its kind west of the Mississippi.

Heck no! You kiddin'?

Let me go! Jesse's out there. { Gunshots]

Gracias, senor.

I have the same trouble every place I go.

Aww, a "purty" little thing like that and a derby dude,

Nice posse size. Let's get outta here.

Huh? Oh... Oh, sure! Yeah! Come in, come in.

Who? The sheriff wants to see you.

Oh! Well, I, uh... There!

I expect to be leaving town shortly.

♪ But he'll win the fight ♪

{ Wind Whistling]

You know? Okay. All righty, open your mouth.

Jesse, Jesse, Jesse!

Come on. I wanna close up.

That name don't scare you?

Well, now. Just who do you think you are?