Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That name don't scare you?

Simple. I'll have you pick a fight with him. Gun him down in the street.

Did you hear about it? I heard.

See, there's one thing you gotta keep in mind about Indians.

Oh, uh... uh, ma'am?

Well, I've got to find some way.

It would be, wouldn't it?

Fred, got a passenger for ya on the through stage.

You know? Okay. All righty, open your mouth.

Well, if that's the way you want it.

I just sort of go all fuzzy.

All right. Come on, men. Let's go.

Well, now. Just who do you think you are?

Now, let's put you into a wagon. Right this way.

Chance to get away! You wanna let me tell this, fella?

Nice posse size. Let's get outta here.

♪ But he'll win the fight ♪

Let me go! Jesse's out there. { Gunshots]

♪ Both day and night ♪

Let's go, Reverend!

Jesse, Jesse, Jesse!

What do you want?

I probably should have made an appointment.

Oh! Well, I, uh... There!

I expect to be leaving town shortly.

Gracias, senor.

Well, all right. Where are you gonna be later? I'll be around.

to pull the wool over Jesse W. Heywood's eyes.

Heck no! You kiddin'?

I have the same trouble every place I go.

{ Wind Whistling]

I'm crazy about you. Isn't that enough?

You see, it was all part of the plan.

Come... Come on! Wait a minute! Wait...

Come on. I wanna close up.

That comes to $47, even. Now for the wagon...

I'm afraid not, dentist. You couldn't hit a bleeding elephant in the snow.

See, actually I'm a dentist. See, I'm not a doctor.

{ Leonard] Yes, please.

Twelve Indians, two horses and Arnold the Kid.

♪ He came out west on a northbound train ♪

Go to Boston and open up a little dress shop.

Uh, is this car 24?

They told me this outfit was an original.

Who? The sheriff wants to see you.

Appears to me like he could be of some help.

Huh? Oh... Oh, sure! Yeah! Come in, come in.

Aww, a "purty" little thing like that and a derby dude,

Dr. Heywood! Wake up! Wake up!

Call me "Doctor."

What happened, Arthur?

And then a plan began a-formulatin' in my mind.

Now, wait a minute, Reverend. I ain't gonna tangle with him.

It's been exactly a half hour.

Expecting someone a bit more horsey?

Have you ever been in the Orient, sir? Huh?

How you gonna do it?

♪ Both day and night ♪

is the only one of its kind west of the Mississippi.