Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sir, would you like me to buy you a ticket to the buffet?

You know, Ted, it's called Thanksgiving, not Thanks-taking.

- you wanted to move out of Manhattan. - Well, yeah, to Brooklyn.

Halftime's over. Get your butts out here. Come on.

He's our best volunteer.

And his two non-mushroom-throwing friends.

Volunteer of the Year!

We'll be our own family.

- Fantastic. - So nice to meet you.

- Months? Three months? - He's been drinking his milk.

- With a basketball? - Well, it's a combination of the two.

So, Amanda, what do you need us to do?

- Do you want some yams? - No, thanks.

Wait here, we'll let you know if we need you.

Wow, I forgot how tall you guys are.

Hey, that's my private, personal business.

OLDER TED; Actually, Aunt Lily was lying, It was all she'd been thinking about,

You want a good holiday drink? Try his Kwanzaa-politan.

- Whoa. - Yeah.

Wanna know why I have to work tomorrow?

- Go. - Thanks, baby.