Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Those are great names!
Uh-uh. Ha, ha.
I mean, it's gonna be a new year and we're gonna start things and do things...
- Five grand. - Yeah.
- I'm sorry, Dirk. - What the hell is the matter with you?
Shmoo This is reality
Did I hear someone say deal?
I just said it's not that cool to leave me with a hard-on, all right?
Adriane says you got a really small cock. -Um well, heh, I don’t know. I guess so.
- Who's the Olympic-fever baby? - Say, "Hi, Jack."
- Um, no. You know where Torrance is? - Yeah. How do you get here?
This is a giant cock.
- What the fuck are you doing? - What's it look like they're doing?
And let's talk about how all of us... Not one of us.
Okay, honey, it's okay. Just wait a minute, wait a minute.
Yeah, I'm a regional manager over at Pep Boys.
Film, poetry, karate, music, and dance.
And this name is just so bright and so sharp that the sign, it just blows up...
Shut up, you’re embarrassing me
We look like assholes right now, man.
It’s Rich. He’s Jewish.
You know, you need the big dicks, the big tits.
Raphael.
Jack, it's my fucking weakness, Jack.
But, I mean, God, what can you expect when you're on top, you know?
...hand-rubbed lacquer with a dual-plane manifold.
Then we're gonna get nice and wet and you're gonna spread your legs.
Okay.
I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth.
Yeah.
KOK
...or pornographic material or any of those things.
- Should I get that? - Yeah.
All right.
- Okay? - All right.
You understand me? You want to treat me like this?
You guys wanna play baseball?
But that's really... That's technical talk. That doesn't really concern you.
- All right? - Gotcha.
Hey, you ever go to Vince's out here? Oh, no. I would have seen you.
- I love you. - I love you, Beck. I love you, Beck.
You can't touch me! You can't touch me, you fucker!
- That shirt's pretty sexy too. - Well, yeah.
Let's get up and get the fuck out of here.
♪ You got the touch ♪
So I'm gonna be nice.
- Good night, Eddie. - Good night.
With all this fucking conversation. Come on. Come on.
- So if you ever, yeah... - Hey, Eddie.
- Motherfucker, look at you now, huh? - That's what you get, faggot.
- Ta-da. - Oh.
Cool.
It’s excellent
- All right, let's go back inside, okay? - All right. All right.
Two chocolates.
Little Bill. Smile, man. Come here.
What's the matter down there?
We’ll, thank you, Joseph.
It's great to meet you.
- About two. - Super, super.
One Hundred Percent
- What? - We missed the come shot.
This guy's gonna buy just about anything anybody wants to sell him.
You're Dirk Diggler.
- Don't you miss Dirk? - Yeah.
- Hey. - Hey.
Todd, don't be crazy, okay?
- Scotty. - What?
Everyone's blessed with one special thing.
- Yeah. Well, maybe I will. - Yeah?
That the future is tape, videotape, and not film?
How's it going? Hey, hey, hey. Yeah.
♪ You got the Lower ♪
You wanna take it from the top?
You know, I've saved thousands.
Fucking love that song.
Inside Amber, Amanda's Ride. You made those.
Oh.
Where the Fuck Is Cooper, you bitch?
Jack will put the final touches together for what the camera needs for editing...
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. You know in 2024, that's when it's gonna happen, for real.
Shut up, Donnie!
I love you honey
I wanted you to give me a minute so I could tell you how much I love you.
- We're ready, chief. - Okay.
You guys wanna play baseball?
Don’t Dance Sunday Nights
- What's up? How are you? - We finally meet.
...we'd be able to wipe out violence tomorrow.
Wherever you tell me.
your fucking films suck now anyway
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too, Becky.
Do you remember me from a couple hours ago?
What is a love elctric
Watch that for me, okay?
I need help, Jack.
- Don't try... - Hold on. Come on, come on, all right?
I have a gift, and I am trying to not be selfish about it, but to use it.
- What do you think you're doing? - I'm getting my stuff.
Okay, it's hi-fi stereo equipment at discount prices.
Okay.
DO YOU HAVE ANY INSULIN AT THIS PARTY?
- He won't. - Well, how do you know that?
- I'm almost finished. - Looks great.
- Hello, judge. - Morning, counselor.
- I don't wanna leave this room. - Me either, ha, ha.
Where the fuck Is Rico!
You have a place to keep your awards. I'm glad.
you know what I'm thinking about? kicking some ass right now...
Me asserting dominance at the LA Riots
if movies, films, caused violence...
We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good!
- He went in the bedroom. - Todd, when the fuck did you go crazy?
The Rewatchables sucks now anyways.
- Come in. - Hey.
….. CHUCK’S SUPER COOL STEREO STORE IS MAKING SUPER COOL-DEALS ON ALL NAME BRANDS!!!
- You scratch my face. - Sorry.
You think that's your stuff. That's not your stuff. You didn't pay for it.
No one is doubting your credentials or your history.
"God, you've taught me this and you've made our love life so much better."
This is a clean toon.
It's another stellar sexual standout from Horner and Company.
I want you to be my mom, Amber. Are you my mom?
Having a good time?
This is gonna be a great opportunity for me to run the store my way.
♪ You're at your best ♪ ♪ When the goin' gets rough ♪
- Yeah. It has that whole karate feel. - Nice. It's very comfortable.
- Do you like my car, Dirk? - What?
Does this character have a name?
You live. You live. Yes!
Actually, I had it painted yesterday so the paint might still be kind of sticky.
Your cock is so beautiful.
Yeah, because I'm trying to give each picture its own look.
All right, everybody, here we go.
These movies we make, they can be better.
You guys ready for this?
- Like my shoes? - They're cool.
And beside me is a beautiful, talented, gorgeous, young actress...
- Really? - Yeah. What do you think?
..."I think heaven as sent you here Brady.. To be a drunken goddamn lunatic"
i wanna fuck. it's my big dick. so everybody get ready fucking now!
No.
I'm an idiot
- Hi, Rollergirl. - Hi.
I’m gonna fucking buy these
No, it's nothing like that. You been working here long?
They found something at the house.
- Hey, Buck. - Hey, Jessie. How you doing?
Yeah, I believe you.
- I'll see what I can do. - Would you, love?
Whoo.
Be respectful. This is Rollergirl.
...and what some people might consider violent attitudes towards women?
God, ha, ha, I don't know any other, you know, director...
Pick a card, man.
Well, if you just wanna see me jack off, it's 10.
- Make him something special. - Aye, aye.
Oh, fuck.