Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How you feeling? - Let's do it.

- So you live on this street? - No, no.

- You got no business being here. - Knock this shit off.

I'm gonna fucking buy these!

She's down there, some idiot's dick in her.

- It's my poem to you. - It's good, Amber. It's really good.

- Hey, man. - Hello, come on in.

Yeah, Scotty. I'll be around in a bit. We can talk then?

- Oh, take a pill. - One hundred percent.

I'm so wa... I'm really wasted. Really, Dirk.

One, two, three...

Your agency recommends you very highly.

So I ain't gonna shoot you this way because you don't look good.

...Buck's Super Cool Stereo Store is making super-cool deals on all name brands.

It's a real film, Jack.

DO YOU THINK SO, DOCTOR?

- You like Uncle Jack's pool? - Who is the Olympic-fever baby?

Oh, Jesus, please, okay? Shave if you're gonna do that.

Um, I was wondering if you could, um...

- You got it. - And not for nothing, honey...

...in the fucking floor, in a goddamn fucking floor safe, that's all.

Let me explain to him in simple arithmetic. One, two, three.

Eddie, this is Scotty J. He's a friend. He works on some of the films.

But the bees won't sting No, Barry, that's not to be.

- Do you wanna practice your lines with me? - No, I know it.

Have you ever been arrested?

I mean, it is just deep down in your soul...

Hey, how's my little kung-fu fighter?

Get out. Go sleep on the couch.

The BZ say you’ve got a great big cock for ripping?

Well, thank you, Eddie.

Thanks a lot for backing us up too. Real good.

I think... I think heaven has sent you here, Dirk Diggler.

Well, if she... Rollergirl, if you wrap your leg around...

"You Got the Touch," take seven.

Eddie Adams from Torrance.

- She's got something up her ass. - Fuck that shit.

I feel bad, you know, that, uh... I think you were right about that.

Come here, darling.

And the name is in, like, bright-blue neon lights...

Come on, Little Bill.

- About blocking the sex? - Yeah.

happy birthday big guy

...that used to look dirty. That'll be good, huh?

Yeah. It's called Buck's Super Stereo World.

- The best. - Ah, that's what Jackie's house is for.

Do you know parcelpoland.com

My Trump Fantasy I get hard just thinking this is me and Trump

- No... Yes. I mean, um, but I was saying... - Oh, oh, oh. Sunsets.

Heeeeeyyy Girrrrll Do you have any coke at this party?

These are great holds.

These are great songs!

Two, enter Reed to audition for Amber. They go at it. Becky watches.

- Scotty, this is Jaime Lynn. - I was thinking about the...

...you know, in the Roman Empire.

You’ve just won the game into 1600, and you’re wondering if Ethan will…

I think what Jack is talking about is minimal.

When was the last time you were arrested, and, uh, what was the charge?

♪ You got the power ♪

That's what you need. You need a test drive.

It's a real kitchen, nick

Okay, now get in the back and, uh, unload those new 484s.

- Are you ready? - Yeah. Are you?

Because I wanted to, you know...

Go on and move with it if you need to. It helps me.

- I'll see you guys later. - What are you still doing here?

- Um, could I ask you something, Jack? - Sure.

Is he gonna fuck me in the ass?

- Okay. - Let's go walk.

We've rolled out.

Will I close the door?

I gotta go to the bathroom and get out of here. Are you kidding me? This is just a weird coincidence. Look, we'll get new fortunes and it'll be fine. You will soon acquire $50.

All the time tyler

Shut the fuck up.

- Um, maybe. - Oh.

I’m not a complicated man

- Not a lot. What are you guys up to? - Don't know, probably just go home.

Yeah, that's me. Ha, ha. We met before, down at Party Boys.

Are you giving me shit, Kurt?

Three, Becky goes to the bathroom to jack off.

I can't fucking believe this. Jesus Christ, you gave me a hard-on, lady.

He's, uh... He's very special.

Like, think about some name that makes you happy.

This is a giant mast

You asked for it.

You want to live that way? Fuck that little whore!

- Are you ready? - Ready.

Seventeen-year-old piece of gold.

Naughty, naughty, Candy.

- Oh, shit. She's freaking out. - Oh, see? Look at this.

Wait, wait, wait. Fuck. Hell, how much time is left?

I want you to know I plan on being a star.

- No shit, but why? - Just in case.

i'm a fucking idiot

- You look great, honey. - Thanks.

- Okay. Yeah. - Yeah?

- That was something. - Really good.

The problem is, judge, is that my ex-wife, ahem...

- You don't do this, donkey-dick. You don't. - Unh!

- Come on, man. - Shut up, Dirk.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Box office, Jack. Chi-Chi?

- A long time. - That's terrible.

- He will. - He'll see it.

It's just not sexy. I mean, it's not sexy like it should be, Jack.

You might think about cutting that part where Jack talks...

Do you have any coke at this driver's test?

If I don’t get in the black with Coven, if I don’t make money back off of Coven, how the hell am I gonna make Northwestern?

- How are you? - Oh, great.

- Something with a little pizzazz, you know? - Sure.

Do you remember me?

I got some people I want you to meet.

Yeah. I mean, you know. I mean, what am I asking you here?

...he does so only in the vein of good and right.

What's up, baby? I love you. Picture later, baby.

- These are the real people in the world. - Ah, ahem.

Let me tell you something you don't know. I know a lawyer. You understand?

- Um, yeah. Yeah, I do. - Ha, ha, all right. Get in.

You think maybe you ought to think about getting a new avi

That thong thing. Yeah, actually take it off. That's good. And finger it.

Hey, listen. Thank you.

Here we go again. Dirk Diggler.

I'd like to say hello to my son, and that's all.

Try to give me every single position. Is that possible?

He's interested in, uh, show business.

So got something? Huh?

We're almost there. Here's what I want. I want you to trim the head.

That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker.

All right? I'm sorry if my thoughts are not on the photography...

He is a creative man of many interests:

None of this is yours! This...

Okay, let's push. Let's push. Let's push.

Having sex? Fucking me? Making love to me?

- What kind? - All kinds of music. Rock, jazz, classical.