Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ [singing] That's not my name ♪

In our favor, he's essentially running on a platform of family values

[all] What a to-do to die today at a minute or two till two

-New wheels, Mr. Lodge? -It's yours, Archie.

Welcome to Carrie: The Musical.

And spend some time with my daughter Elizabeth.

-♪ According to Chris ♪ -♪ The world according to Chris ♪

Claudius? Is that you?

You're not done playing Carrie, Cheryl, not by a long shot.

[Archie] When Kevin came to me about Carrie,

Don't be so modest.

♪ When will I belong? Look where I am, damn ♪

In keeping with this week's theme, I've just had a wicked idea.

-Just the magazines. -I know what you're thinking.

♪ [singing] God, it's rough staying tough Wondering what the world will say ♪

♪ [singing] If you could see The way that you look to me ♪

I gotta get something off my chest.

You and Uncle Claudius are pig-people

♪ My pride and my shame My Betty ♪

I love you, Chic.

♪ A night we'll never forget ♪

But how would you know that? We've only been married for decades.

♪ They're only waiting To tear you in two ♪

[Cheryl] Screw the musical.

And your father and I aren't together

-Dad, what are you doing here? -Gotta get the sets in.

Ha, na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪

[Penelope] Hal. Come here.

I'm making a documentary following our production of Carrie.