Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys.
So you lied to her?
He's a Communist.
Well, you've really built yourself up into something.
Maybe I will, Lois.
Come here. I understand you are very interested in one of our players.
I parked in front. As soon as this race is over, we gotta go to the airport.
So how was work? Another day, another dollar?
Yes, yes. You know, I was in detention...
...you invariably have to eat standing up, which I don't care for.
- Kramer. - Hey, hey, hey.
Exciting, uninhibited woman seeks forward-thinking comrade.
...at the new Santa at Coleman's Department Store.
I couldn't believe it.
- I got two kids in college. - Oh, you can't fire me. I'm Santa.
...only one person knows what I'm about to tell you...
WHEN YOUR COLLEGE KID STARTS TALKING POLITICS AT THANKSGIVING
- It was awfully nice to see you. - Yeah, see you later.
It starts with a... Duncan.
I choose not to vote
....I CHOOSE NOT TO SING !!!
Whoa, who, easy.
Yeah, well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28...
Whoa, whoa, easy.
- Natalie? - From the Daily Worker.
- Merry Christmas. - Well, look at you.
Are you a Communist?
Ready to go, Lois?
- A Communist? That's something. - Yeah, that's pretty cool, isn't it?
...what with the fall of the Soviet empire and everything.
A Communist pipeline into the vast reservoir of Cuban baseball talent...
Big covidiot. Big. Big covidiot.
A racing car set?
Oh, yeah? What's the name?
Race him, Jerry. Race him.
slayo
...a thick, full head of hair. - Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah?
- Double? - I bet the glue from that beard itches.
You've got pastrami and corned beef in one...
- They named names. - Okay. Okay.
Big covidiot...big. Big covidiot.
Don't worry, Lois.
- This is unbelievable. - Hi, George.
You got me blackisted at r/seinfeld?!
he named name
so you were the fastest memer in meta
Yeah, we had a good run
I want him to go to his grave never being certain that I got that head start.
Another race. Out of the question.
Is there a problem here?
Your boyfriend readsThe Daily Worker?
There's a southpaw up there nobody's been able to get a look at.
- Hi. - Hello.
...what do you say we do a little shirt-shopping?
You're on our list.