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can be used as a tool rather than a distraction.
Now, what I want everybody to do, take out your wallets.
Okay. I'll be here as long as it takes.
No. Uh, I'm single.
figure out how to get this thing open. I'll be back, okay?
Okay. I'll be here as long as it takes.
Well, you have your mother's beautiful eyes. [chuckles]
♪ Hallelujah ♪
and you're not afraid to stand up for yourself.
I'm sorry. Oh, oh.
Oh, yes, thank you.
- I'm Keith. - Hi, I'm Bethany.
Okay. Okay.
and I just wanna say,
Okay, I lied. I didn't get my old job back.
- [singing] ♪ All creatures ♪ - Oh. Okay, sorry.
[Bethany] Emily.
for dating advice too, but he's not here.
I'm sorry, Uncle Jim, but those haters are too mean!
- Oh, I'm sorry. [chuckles] - And you probably...
Okay. [clears throat]
It's church, Emily. It's not about being in the spotlight.
Two can play at that game. [laughs]
- [door opens] - [Keith] Hey.
♪ We're in control Body and soul ♪
Um, well, I am actually here for my job back.
[Miranda] Great. So, what's this?
I was poised to go straight to the top,
He's got pretty soulful eyes.
Oh, okay. All right, um...
I've decided to give up on fame and focus on the more important things in life.
[sobs]
[Keith] Yes, amen.
Yes.
- Right. - Don't be a pervert.
I think it's time that you heard a little story
But I consider myself pure...
A dead fern?
Thanks, Mom.
Uh... I, uh, I just wanna pray
Okay. When God closes a door...
But, I... I will be there, for sure. I'll definitely come.
Okay, well, you can't just hang around ribbon dancing all day.
Well, you know, Uncle Jim is the first person I think of
I don't know. Why don't you go back to selling goldfish or something?
Yes, I also have pictures of clothed babies, if you're interested.